Bliss by Harry Bliss for January 23, 2018

“Principal Crom said it’s your job to do all that.”

One of the best lines in any action film: “What is best in life?”

“To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women.”

And in his later days he became a talk-show host after getting out of the custodial business.

Tomorrow: Red Sonya serving mystery meat with her broadsword in the cafeteria.

Reminds me of Terry Tate, Office Linebacker. “When it’s game time, it’s pain time, baby! Whoooo!”

Now I’m all wistful for the days of Riders in the Sky Radio Theater and “Conan the Librarian.”

But if I crush the can I can’t get my deposit back.

Watch out Frazz. There’s competition coming.