Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for January 13, 2021

That would probably lead to a hernia.

When alcohol makes something that hideous look good, you are definitely in way over your head.

In the morning, its going to bother him if he does pick her up

Hes gone wild with his thinking…

Hey babe, take a walk on the wild side!

Everyone’s a ten at two.

She’s the gorilla his dreams

When the lights come on at the bar closing time!

♬ I used to count on old Jim Beam

But he kept letting me down

He’d line me up with a rodeo queen;

Next day, she’d be looking like a rodeo clown ♪♩

Ray Stevens – Jack Daniels, You Lied to Me Again

I don’t like naked apes.