Except that rice expands while it’s cooking. Not after you’ve eaten it.
Hmmm. He picks it up Wednesday. Does that mean he’s getting a COOKED turkey? (A Cajun restaurant here sells deep fried turkeys for TD). Knowing him it could be a LIVE turkey. Let’s just hope it’s not a FROZEN turkey — I don’t think he’d have time to thaw it out safely.
Well, sounds like his gut is down into his pants by now.
Hey, Adam, you should try dried beans with plenty of water. And as an added bonus they’ll provide musical accompaniment to you gastronomic endeavors.
Odd to be having a big turkey dinner 6 weeks after Thanksgiving.
I’m looking forward to Thanksgiving this year primarily because it feels like 2020 is finally coming to an end. Pleeese make 2020 stop. Make it STOP!!
Get those sweat pants ready
I dont eat as much as I used to, but all 4 cats assured me that no turkey needs to go to waste
Stomach stretching exercise?. I call that breakfast…..
He should try eating corn. It a magic food, no matter how much you chew it up, once you swallow it, it puts itself back together.
Rice. Get that blood sugar up.
Be careful. Body organs and other parts gradually become less flexible and more breakable under strain.
I’m waiting to see what Adam will be like when Laura puts him on a post-holiday diet.
I have a friend who used to do eating competitions. He and other “pro eaters” would primarily stretch their stomachs before events by drinking extreme amounts of water.
Nobody can accuse him of being a glutton!!
You…you named the turkey “Baby” and you’re still going to EAT it?!?! You savages! :-)