Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart

Wizard of Id

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  1. DavidHuieGreen

    DavidHuieGreen said, 5 months ago

    Make love AND war

  2. DaveMunter

    DaveMunter said, 5 months ago

    That’s if Rodney’s archers can hit anybody!!!

  3. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 5 months ago

    ‘99 luftarrows… er … Little arrows, little arrows, everywhere.’
    (I’ve heard a spoof of Little Arrows… about General Custer.)

  4. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 5 months ago

    A mental image comes to mind: the huns and amazons are about to do battle and fire the first volley of arrows. Then a scene with a housing development with 500 cottages with signs in the front yard “just married”. Trailing axes over the door and arrows for a picket fence…

  5. William Pursell

    William Pursell GoComics PRO Member said, 5 months ago

    Aye N.,now there’s a proper end to “the battle of the sexes”;the question is: Who won? Better still the question : Does it matter?

  6. cmkeller

    cmkeller said, 5 months ago

    Perhaps someone should remove the first “R” from the armory sign.

  7. AKHenderson

    AKHenderson GoComics PRO Member said, 5 months ago

    Too bad he didn’t visit Major Kong’s B-52. (Yes, i watched "Dr. Stangelove last night.)

    Mr. President, we must not allow a Cupid gap!

  8. CMB2304

    CMB2304 said, 5 months ago

    VE IS WHERE YOU FIND IT

  9. Dr Dave

    Dr Dave GoComics PRO Member said, 5 months ago

    Nice try, kid. You know these guys never HIT anything…

  10. Zin Rosenblum

    Zin Rosenblum said, 5 months ago

    Reminds me of a Fractured Fairy Tale..

  11. yesyesuk

    yesyesuk said, 5 months ago

    ah, so THAT’S why it’s called ARMORy!

  12. CC Rockenbach

    CC Rockenbach GoComics PRO Member said, 5 months ago

    Ah, if only.

  13. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 5 months ago

    For one of my stories I envisioned a battle between an all male and all female armies. The women would run in naked, intending to distract the men.
    The men would retaliate by running in naked as well.
    The general on one side would survey the mass of struggling bodies and inquire, ’Who’s winning?’
    His aide(or her) would reply, ’Who’s fighting?’

  14. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 5 months ago

    Cupid or Eros has two kinds of arrows;

    Gold tipped-induce love.
    Lead tipped-take you out of love.

  15. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 5 months ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    If you could find some artificial means of inducing sexual mania you could win without shooting anyone. They would go to exhaustion even death during the invasion.

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