Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart

Wizard of Id

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  1. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, 2 months ago

    Clean water to take it with … ?

  2. Llewellenbruce

    Llewellenbruce said, 2 months ago

    What a generous King the Fink is.

  3. whitecarabao

    whitecarabao said, 2 months ago

    I’m tempted to say something political, but I will restrain myself and just laugh.

  4. finkd

    finkd said, 2 months ago

    The start of the HMO – His Majesty’s Oppression.

  5. tauyen

    tauyen said, 2 months ago

    This idea came from Paul Ryan’s budget plan

  6. rshive

    rshive said, 2 months ago

    To be able to open the child-proof top would help.

  7. Rey Iago

    Rey Iago said, 2 months ago

    @rshive

    Align arrows, pull bow string… Oh too complicated.

  8. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 2 months ago

    A full aspirin bottle would have been better…

  9. Hillbillyman

    Hillbillyman said, 2 months ago

    @whitecarabao

    Thanks for restraining from that. It would only get my blood pressure up.

  10. gmartin997

    gmartin997 said, 2 months ago

    And t was a LARGE bottle of aspirin too.

  11. William Pursell

    William Pursell said, 2 months ago

    What’s that???A single bottle of aspirin for ALL the members of the mob to be sharing? I would have guessed as much from himself.
    What’s needed is a bottle of Aspirin for EVERY Iddian,and what with the Fink they’ve got for a King ye’d better make that one the LARGE ECONOMY SIZE ( like what you’d think Costco would have; a 100,000 count metal container the size of the kettles used in the Guinness Brewery in Dublin) what with ALL the headaches he’ll be causing every Citizen of Id, they’ll be needing it for sure and for certain.

  12. Thirdguy

    Thirdguy said, 2 months ago

    troll alert!

  13. nighthawks

    nighthawks said, 2 months ago

    there will be no impeachment. there are no high crimes.
    guard sgt is implying assassination

  14. mskemple

    mskemple said, 2 months ago

    Who is his surgen general – Bung?

  15. James

    James said, 2 months ago

    Hey. At least it was free. ;-)

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