Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart

Wizard of Id

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  1. Rey Iago

    Rey Iago said, over 3 years ago

    From now on please watch where you’re standing. And don’t forget to wipe your feet.

  2. nazzofoggenmach

    nazzofoggenmach said, over 3 years ago

    once they taste cat, they never go back.

  3. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 3 years ago

    ‘And I haven’t cured him of his habit of eating people when my back is turned … huh, where’d he go?’

  4. Linda1259

    Linda1259 GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    “Lay” means “put”. Instead it should be “Go lie down.”

  5. goweeder

    goweeder said, over 3 years ago


    ““Lay” means “put”. Instead it should be “Go lie down.”

    Thank you, thank you, thank you! It is SO wonderful to discover another soul who is aware of this abdominal treatment of our language. And don’t let the grammar trolls put you down — you keep on trying to correct the morons. They will resent you for your efforts, but please know that you are very much appreciated by those of us who try really hard to speak correctly. One of my daughters could never grasp the ‘lie/lay’ thing, and she would say, “Now I’m going to place myself in a prone position.” Oh, well, I tried.

  6. David Palmer

    David Palmer said, over 3 years ago

    Hey, Parker & Hart, all the wizards of my acquaintance know the difference between “lay down” and “lie down.” They’re — whachamacallit? — edjoocationed….

  7. pekenpug

    pekenpug said, over 3 years ago

    Well, that answers the “why” of dragon breath.

  8. bresnik415

    bresnik415 said, over 3 years ago


  9. Chris Kenworthy

    Chris Kenworthy said, over 3 years ago

    “It’s not a trick of mastering the dragons, as most people think. Dragons have no masters… If you can count upon the dragon talking to you and not eating you, why then you’re a Dragonlord” – The Tombs of Atuan


    RUBBER DUCKY said, over 3 years ago

    excuse me while i DON"T clean out the LITTER BOX !!!!!!

  11. Rickapolis

    Rickapolis said, over 3 years ago

    Is this where the expression ‘Hot Sh!t’ comes from?

  12. potrerokid1532

    potrerokid1532 said, over 3 years ago


    UH, did you really mean “abdominal” or, shouldn’t it be “abominable”?

  13. boldyuma

    boldyuma said, over 3 years ago

    Gonna need some brain bleach to get that image out of my head..

  14. cwg

    cwg said, over 3 years ago

    Pass The Brain Bleach Please.

  15. Nun'Ya Bidness

    Nun'Ya Bidness said, over 3 years ago


    Cats are, stereotypically, fed fish.
    Dogs, and probably dragons, too, are stereotypically not fed fish.
    Our Lhasa Apso, Buttons would eat from our cats’ litter box. We fixed it by making the opening too high for him to reach in and then feeding him fish flavor cat treats and the left-over canned cat food, when the cats were finished.
    Of course, we had to feed the cats on the table, or Buttons would get it first.

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