Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart

Wizard of Id

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  1. Rey Iago

    Rey Iago said, about 2 years ago

    From now on please watch where you’re standing. And don’t forget to wipe your feet.

  2. nazzofoggenmach

    nazzofoggenmach GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    once they taste cat, they never go back.

  3. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, about 2 years ago

    ‘And I haven’t cured him of his habit of eating people when my back is turned … huh, where’d he go?’

  4. Linda1259

    Linda1259 GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    “Lay” means “put”. Instead it should be “Go lie down.”

  5. goweeder

    goweeder GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    @Linda1259

    ““Lay” means “put”. Instead it should be “Go lie down.”
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    Thank you, thank you, thank you! It is SO wonderful to discover another soul who is aware of this abdominal treatment of our language. And don’t let the grammar trolls put you down — you keep on trying to correct the morons. They will resent you for your efforts, but please know that you are very much appreciated by those of us who try really hard to speak correctly. One of my daughters could never grasp the ‘lie/lay’ thing, and she would say, “Now I’m going to place myself in a prone position.” Oh, well, I tried.

  6. bloatedcoder

    bloatedcoder said, about 2 years ago

    Hey, Parker & Hart, all the wizards of my acquaintance know the difference between “lay down” and “lie down.” They’re — whachamacallit? — edjoocationed….

  7. pekenpug

    pekenpug said, about 2 years ago

    Well, that answers the “why” of dragon breath.

  8. furnibbler

    furnibbler said, about 2 years ago

    @goweeder

    Abdominal treatment? I didjun hav ta rite a hole paragraf to insalt any won.

  9. bresnik415

    bresnik415 said, about 2 years ago

    eww

  10. Chris Kenworthy

    Chris Kenworthy said, about 2 years ago

    “It’s not a trick of mastering the dragons, as most people think. Dragons have no masters… If you can count upon the dragon talking to you and not eating you, why then you’re a Dragonlord” – The Tombs of Atuan

  11. RUBBER DUCKY

    RUBBER DUCKY said, about 2 years ago

    excuse me while i DON"T clean out the LITTER BOX !!!!!!

  12. Rickapolis

    Rickapolis said, about 2 years ago

    Is this where the expression ‘Hot Sh!t’ comes from?

  13. JPuzzleWhiz

    JPuzzleWhiz said, about 2 years ago

    @goweeder It is SO wonderful to discover another soul who is aware of this abdominal treatment of our language.


    “Abdominal”? I think you mean “abominable”.

  14. potrerokid1532

    potrerokid1532 said, about 2 years ago

    @goweeder

    UH, did you really mean “abdominal” or, shouldn’t it be “abominable”?

  15. boldyuma

    boldyuma said, about 2 years ago

    Gonna need some brain bleach to get that image out of my head..

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