Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart

Wizard of Id

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  1. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, almost 2 years ago

    A man bougt his wife a car for her birthday, but she didn’t like it. “I wanted something that went from 0 to 140 in 3 seconds,” she said.
    .
    He went into their bathroom, came back with their scale and said “Stand on that!”

  2. cessna172

    cessna172 said, almost 2 years ago

    @Alexikakos

    most of us would click our heels if our spouses weighed that

  3. Llewellenbruce

    Llewellenbruce said, almost 2 years ago

    Those horses look like they’re ready for the
    glue factory.

  4. Rey Iago

    Rey Iago said, almost 2 years ago

    Or Europe

  5. Peabody-Martini

    Peabody-Martini said, almost 2 years ago

    @440RoadRunner

    It’s a spin on the joke about Kias back in the day. The undercoat was a special option even though the rest of the car would fall apart long before the undercarriage had a chance to rust.

  6. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, almost 2 years ago

    Tinted windows ?

  7. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, almost 2 years ago

    Coastal areas use undercoats. Keeps the salt air from destroying the undercarriage before the paint can have a chance to dissolve off the rest of the car’s hull.

  8. differentboat

    differentboat said, almost 2 years ago

    The horses look like they’d rather go with he underthings they’ve got.

  9. Q4horse

    Q4horse said, almost 2 years ago

    Shouldn’t the sign read “Abused Horses”?

  10. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, almost 2 years ago

    Great … we’re going to be saddled with more horse jokes.
    I was going to tell the joke about the gelding’s first race … but I’m not sure I should post something like that…

  11. X X

    X X said, almost 2 years ago

    It must be tax refund season.

  12. AshburnStadium

    AshburnStadium said, almost 2 years ago

    Honest Ed selling Mr. Ed?

  13. Bargrove

    Bargrove said, almost 2 years ago

    Stop your nagging

  14. Ralph Ziggy

    Ralph Ziggy said, almost 2 years ago

    what kind of horses are they for $3K? too little for registered thouroughbred, but run of the mill quarter horse that’s like 2x the price

  15. rshive

    rshive said, almost 2 years ago

    And there’s a tax credit from the Fink because it eats fewer oats per day.

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