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   Alexikakos said, 3 months ago

   A man bougt his wife a car for her birthday, but she didn’t like it. “I wanted something that went from 0 to 140 in 3 seconds,” she said.
   .
   He went into their bathroom, came back with their scale and said “Stand on that!”
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   cessna172 said, 3 months ago

   @Alexikakos

   most of us would click our heels if our spouses weighed that
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   Llewellenbruce said, 3 months ago

   Those horses look like they’re ready for the
   glue factory.
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   Rey Iago said, 3 months ago

   Or Europe
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   Peabody-Martini said, 3 months ago

   @440RoadRunner

   It’s a spin on the joke about Kias back in the day. The undercoat was a special option even though the rest of the car would fall apart long before the undercarriage had a chance to rust.
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   dukedoug said, 3 months ago

   Tinted windows ?
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   Nabuquduriuzhur said, 3 months ago

   Coastal areas use undercoats. Keeps the salt air from destroying the undercarriage before the paint can have a chance to dissolve off the rest of the car’s hull.
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   William Pursell said, 3 months ago

   So Honest Ed,what do ya call what he’s wearing now,the overcoating?
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   differentboat said, 3 months ago

   The horses look like they’d rather go with he underthings they’ve got.
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    Q4horse said, 3 months ago

    Shouldn’t the sign read “Abused Horses”?
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    Bruno Zeigerts said, 3 months ago

    Great … we’re going to be saddled with more horse jokes.
    I was going to tell the joke about the gelding’s first race … but I’m not sure I should post something like that…
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    xsintrix said, 3 months ago

    It must be tax refund season.
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    AshburnStadium said, 3 months ago

    Honest Ed selling Mr. Ed?
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    dfrechet said, 3 months ago

    @Peabody-Martini

    I thought that was a Yugo!
15. 

    Bargrove said, 3 months ago

    Stop your nagging
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