Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart

Wizard of Id

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  1. pouncingtiger

    pouncingtiger said, 3 months ago

    She has a point.

  2. The Nihilist

    The Nihilist said, 3 months ago

    Funny thing, my wife didn’t like that cordless tool set I brought for here either, came with an extra battery, great carry case and everything.

    I guess there is no pleasing some women.

    (Yes, tongue fully in cheek) The roses and chocolates are ordered.

  3. Peabody-Martini

    Peabody-Martini said, 3 months ago

    Lookin’ for love in all the wrong places.

  4. Redkaycei Repoc

    Redkaycei Repoc said, 3 months ago

    Give her a can of tuna fish and if she doesn’t want it ask if you can borrow a little mayo. . . (I love Hobbes)

  5. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 3 months ago

    Why … is there something wrong with shopping there?

  6. Prof danglais

    Prof danglais said, 3 months ago

    The only sensible act my ex did was to buy me a tool-kit. I could finally get all the DIY jobs done, that he would never do.

  7. gmartin997

    gmartin997 said, 3 months ago

    They want to give their ladies something they don’t already have.

  8. William Pursell

    William Pursell said, 3 months ago

    Oi No Rodney, I wouldn’t suggest that wireless power drill;or Gwen’s liable to show you that the ONLY one that’ll be getting “drilled” on Valentine’s day is YOU!

  9. bunkie

    bunkie said, 3 months ago

    @The Nihilist

    Some cordless tools are all about pleasing a woman. Perhaps you bought the wrong one.

  10. MayKitten

    MayKitten said, 3 months ago

    If it has a power cord or a rechargeable battery bigger than a tennis ball, a girl won’t like it.

  11. listmom

    listmom said, 3 months ago

    One Christmas my main gift request was for a tool set and a tool box to keep it in. My fella got it for me. <3
    This Christmas I wanted an electric screwdriver, and bless him, he got it for me. So — no problems with power tools here.
    (And…they did find a woman to help them in their quest — so…problem?)

  12. RoseHawke

    RoseHawke said, 3 months ago

    This is really not very relevant these days. Best Christmas present I ever got was the deWalt Router set, and there’s always tools and such stuff on my Christmas list.

  13. Rise22

    Rise22 said, 3 months ago

    MY husband made me a great wheeled carrier for MY DeWalt air compressor – now I can roll it all around the farm….best gift ever!!!

  14. treesareus

    treesareus said, 3 months ago

    I bought my wife a new box for her flies….fly fishing flies that is. It is what she wanted. She has asked for tools before.

  15. marktreut

    marktreut said, 3 months ago

    My Mom says that “Black and Decker and their drills and electric saws did more than anyone else for women’s liberation” – though she would rather have flowers. Dad’s been warned.

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