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   jlbonnar said, 5 months ago

   Oh dear lord, Bung will be in awe of the counts technique…
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   Linda1259 said, 5 months ago

   I don’t get it – so much for staying up until 2:00 a.m.
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   mash1212 said, 5 months ago

   I would have thought he’d order a Bloody Mary!
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   The Nihilist said, 5 months ago

   @jlbonnar

   Beat me to it, Bung and him will get along swimmingly
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   Nabuquduriuzhur said, 5 months ago

   Wonder how he deals with the glass chips from poking holes in the bottle like that…?
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   Nabuquduriuzhur said, 5 months ago

   re: linda1259

   Because most college programs since the early 1990s are essentially a chance for kids to party, drink, get stoned, etc.
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   This is typical of college in the last 20 years: the School of Arts and Letters at SOU (I graduated twice from the School of Sciences, which was no-nonsense, by contrast. Bio and geol.) which made up 3/4 of the university was essentially a waste of parental and government money. An excuse to drink, party, fornicate, etc. The SAL kids would show up for class half the time, be intoxicated most of the time to one extent or another, do all sorts of dumb things under the influence, and then “graduate” with a worthless degree.
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   What’s really scary is that many of them became teachers. Then people wonder why the typical teacher today knows less math, science, geography, etc. than high school kids were required to learn in the 1940s-1980s.
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   Or they wonder why so many teachers now prey upon their students. Essentially, they are continuing what they did in college. Can’t have any morals today, right?
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   What’s funny is that SOU tried not long ago to get rid of its School of Sciences. Why? Because it was money that could be redirected to the party degrees.
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   Bruno Zeigerts said, 5 months ago

   Our high school TV Arts class had a list of students and their attendance records.
   One student had a zero attendance record .. ie ..he didn’t show up once!
   Why did he even bother to sign up?
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   win said, 5 months ago

   Yo-ho-crunch and a bottle of rum.
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   William Pursell said, 5 months ago

   Ahh Count..if ONLY you could have met John Belushi while he Too was above ground? I can see you in a Delta Frat House Party,Doing err what ever.
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    bibliotechnique said, 5 months ago

    @Nab: when did you graduate? 1927? When I went to college in the 1980’s it was the science students who were the hardest partiers. They could out-drink the frat boys; especially the engineers. As for morals, get off your high horse. I had some outstanding profs in my Arts program. Yes, I got a teaching degree. And no, I didn’t prey on my students. I changed careers, and am now a librarian. I still don’t prey on the students that come through. The teachers that I work with are so exhausted from trying to teach to the test that they are ready to drop. And not a one of them prey on their students.
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    Tsali Queyi said, 5 months ago

    @Nabuquduriuzhur

    Many become teachers—the rest become politicians
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    ButWaitCallNow said, 5 months ago

    The count’s draining a lot of the “funny” out of this strip. Dump the count.
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    prfesser said, 5 months ago

    First Henry, now the Count. Strip is going downhill with overkill.
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    sandflea said, 5 months ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    Probably had to sign up for a few classes so he could play football.
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    Lamberger said, 5 months ago

    @bibliotechnique

    Wow! Touch a nerve, did he?
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