Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart

Wizard of Id

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  1. jlbonnar

    jlbonnar said, almost 4 years ago

    Oh dear lord, Bung will be in awe of the counts technique…

  2. Linda1259

    Linda1259 GoComics PRO Member said, almost 4 years ago

    I don’t get it – so much for staying up until 2:00 a.m.

  3. mash1212

    mash1212 said, almost 4 years ago

    I would have thought he’d order a Bloody Mary!

  4. The Nihilist

    The Nihilist said, almost 4 years ago


    Beat me to it, Bung and him will get along swimmingly

  5. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, almost 4 years ago

    Wonder how he deals with the glass chips from poking holes in the bottle like that…?

  6. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, almost 4 years ago

    re: linda1259

    Because most college programs since the early 1990s are essentially a chance for kids to party, drink, get stoned, etc.
    This is typical of college in the last 20 years: the School of Arts and Letters at SOU (I graduated twice from the School of Sciences, which was no-nonsense, by contrast. Bio and geol.) which made up 3/4 of the university was essentially a waste of parental and government money. An excuse to drink, party, fornicate, etc. The SAL kids would show up for class half the time, be intoxicated most of the time to one extent or another, do all sorts of dumb things under the influence, and then “graduate” with a worthless degree.
    What’s really scary is that many of them became teachers. Then people wonder why the typical teacher today knows less math, science, geography, etc. than high school kids were required to learn in the 1940s-1980s.
    Or they wonder why so many teachers now prey upon their students. Essentially, they are continuing what they did in college. Can’t have any morals today, right?
    What’s funny is that SOU tried not long ago to get rid of its School of Sciences. Why? Because it was money that could be redirected to the party degrees.

  7. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, almost 4 years ago

    Our high school TV Arts class had a list of students and their attendance records.
    One student had a zero attendance record .. ie ..he didn’t show up once!
    Why did he even bother to sign up?

  8. win

    win said, almost 4 years ago

    Yo-ho-crunch and a bottle of rum.

  9. bibliotechnique

    bibliotechnique said, almost 4 years ago

    @Nab: when did you graduate? 1927? When I went to college in the 1980’s it was the science students who were the hardest partiers. They could out-drink the frat boys; especially the engineers. As for morals, get off your high horse. I had some outstanding profs in my Arts program. Yes, I got a teaching degree. And no, I didn’t prey on my students. I changed careers, and am now a librarian. I still don’t prey on the students that come through. The teachers that I work with are so exhausted from trying to teach to the test that they are ready to drop. And not a one of them prey on their students.

  10. Tsali Queyi

    Tsali Queyi said, almost 4 years ago


    Many become teachers—the rest become politicians

  11. ButWaitCallNow

    ButWaitCallNow said, almost 4 years ago

    The count’s draining a lot of the “funny” out of this strip. Dump the count.

  12. Lamberger

    Lamberger said, almost 4 years ago


    Wow! Touch a nerve, did he?

  13. jollyjack

    jollyjack said, almost 4 years ago


    What is SOU?

  14. tundrasea

    tundrasea GoComics PRO Member said, almost 4 years ago


    Judging by some of the other comments, you’re not the only one that doesn’t “get it”.
    Vampires have hollow fangs, for sucking in their victims’ blood. The Count “drank” from the bottle the same way he would have drunk the blood from a victim.

  15. Rickapolis

    Rickapolis said, almost 4 years ago

    Rum pong?

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