Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart

Wizard of Id

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  1. Redkaycei Repoc

    Redkaycei Repoc said, over 3 years ago

    message for Traitor Sgt yesterday.

  2. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 3 years ago

    Awwk, ten minutes till that dumb blonde I’ve been dating shows up … Awwk … get out of the house quick, Shirley!

  3. pouncingtiger

    pouncingtiger said, over 3 years ago

    If that parrot continues, that will be one Ex-Parrot that will be pushing up the daisies, etc.

  4. love of above

    love of above said, over 3 years ago

    and he’s owned you once again, rodney

  5. Lewis Linson

    Lewis Linson said, over 3 years ago

    Yeah….I was chuckling as several came to mind.

  6. K.C. Fahel

    K.C. Fahel said, over 3 years ago

    I’m such an innocent: the first thing that came to MY mind was the episode of “the Monkees” where the boys ended up on a pirate ship and had to get information by Mickey imitating the Captain’s parrot. (I recently watched every single episode with my 2 daughters, so it’s fresh in my mind.)

  7. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, over 3 years ago

    Here are some parrot jokes. (here are some kids should not be reading.)


  8. ArfArf88

    ArfArf88 said, over 3 years ago

    Real story in Germany this week – parrot tricks neighbour, police and the fire dept. into thinking there was an abandoned child in apartment when it called out Mama, Papa in a child’s voice.

  9. Doctor Toon

    Doctor Toon said, over 3 years ago

    Somehow a vulgar Parrot isn’t as funny after reading the comments

  10. Phatts California

    Phatts California said, over 3 years ago

    my favorite parrot story …

    Burglar breaks into a house, and he’s looking around with his flashlight. Suddenly, he hears a voice in the darkness …

    “… Jesus is watching you …”

    Burglar freezes in his tracks, scared almost out of his pants.

    After a few minutes of not hearing anything else, he decides it’s just his imagination, and presses on. Then, suddenly …

    “… Jesus is watching you …”

    Burglar freezes again, but he’s a little less scared now. He starts searching everywhere with his flashlight, until he spies a parrot sitting in his cage, looking back at him.

    “Hey,” the burglar says, “that was you, wasn’t it, Polly?”

    “Yah, it was,” the parrot confesses, “but the name’s not ‘Polly’.”

    “No? So what’s your name then?”


    At this, the burglar starts laughing so hard he almost drops the light. He guffaws, “HAW! What kind of idiots name their parrot, ‘Moses’?”

    And the parrot says, “The same kind of idiots who name their Rottwheiler, ‘Jesus.’
    SIC ’IM, JESUS!”

  11. Redkaycei Repoc

    Redkaycei Repoc said, over 3 years ago

    And if you are called up in an emergency by the President of the United States you would refuse to go because you (and only a few like you a very very tiny amount maybe 12) think he isn’t really the Commander in Chief?. You have alleged you would not serve under him, this qualifies you as a Traitor since 99.9% of our people accept he is the duly elected president. You’re not liking it has NO bearing on the fact he IS president!
    I don’t have a side except truth. I have knocked both liberals and conservatives when they present lies as you do. I use fact checker… when I directed you to the site where it PROVES your allegations about our president are false you claimed it was a false representation because it disagreed with your fantasy. Clinton was a very bad human being in some ways but he was the Best President we have had in many many years (Obama is still being judged so is not in the discussion yet)

  12. Redkaycei Repoc

    Redkaycei Repoc said, over 3 years ago

    Didn’t your oath say something about the President as Commander in Chief? Oh you can pick what parts of your oath you want to follow and disregard the rest…. You are a blind slave to your Rich Teabagger Masters the Koch Brothers and their ilk since you are the one who mindlessly parrots what they tell you to say without bothering to look at facts as I do. That is why I will not join any Political party, and will not as you spout lies. Makes me wonder if you really were even in the service or if you imagined it as you sit in your mother’s basement where you once admitted you live.

  13. John Pike

    John Pike said, over 3 years ago

    There is a recitation out there that involves a young man buying a parrot. He is assured it talks but it doesn’t After several trips back to the shop, where he buys more and more expensive stuff to stimulate the bird, the bird dies. He takes the bird back to the shop and shows the shop owner the dead bird. He also told the owner, the bird finally said something, “Don’t they sell bird seed down there?”

  14. John Pike

    John Pike said, over 3 years ago

    An addendum to my above post, the recording is buy the Geezinslaws and may be found on youtube at:

  15. Unca Jim

    Unca Jim said, over 3 years ago

    gmartin997 said;
    “There’s been some raunchy jokes about parrots with filthy mouths over the years; none that are fit to be repeated here. Feel free to chuckle if one comes to mind.”

    I did. One was a gut-buster..
    another finished with;
    “Put away the Bible, Bob, our prayers have been answered.”

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