Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart

Wizard of Id

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  1. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, almost 4 years ago

    Awwk, ten minutes till that dumb blonde I’ve been dating shows up … Awwk … get out of the house quick, Shirley!

  2. pouncingtiger

    pouncingtiger said, almost 4 years ago

    If that parrot continues, that will be one Ex-Parrot that will be pushing up the daisies, etc.

  3. love of above

    love of above said, almost 4 years ago

    and he’s owned you once again, rodney

  4. Lewis Linson

    Lewis Linson said, almost 4 years ago

    Yeah….I was chuckling as several came to mind.

  5. K.C. Fahel

    K.C. Fahel said, almost 4 years ago

    I’m such an innocent: the first thing that came to MY mind was the episode of “the Monkees” where the boys ended up on a pirate ship and had to get information by Mickey imitating the Captain’s parrot. (I recently watched every single episode with my 2 daughters, so it’s fresh in my mind.)

  6. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, almost 4 years ago

    Here are some parrot jokes. (here are some kids should not be reading.)


    http://www.top10-best.com/p/top_10_best_parrot_jokes.html

  7. ArfArf88

    ArfArf88 said, almost 4 years ago

    Real story in Germany this week – parrot tricks neighbour, police and the fire dept. into thinking there was an abandoned child in apartment when it called out Mama, Papa in a child’s voice.

  8. Phatts California

    Phatts California said, almost 4 years ago

    my favorite parrot story …

    Burglar breaks into a house, and he’s looking around with his flashlight. Suddenly, he hears a voice in the darkness …

    “… Jesus is watching you …”

    Burglar freezes in his tracks, scared almost out of his pants.

    After a few minutes of not hearing anything else, he decides it’s just his imagination, and presses on. Then, suddenly …

    “… Jesus is watching you …”

    Burglar freezes again, but he’s a little less scared now. He starts searching everywhere with his flashlight, until he spies a parrot sitting in his cage, looking back at him.

    “Hey,” the burglar says, “that was you, wasn’t it, Polly?”

    “Yah, it was,” the parrot confesses, “but the name’s not ‘Polly’.”

    “No? So what’s your name then?”

    “Moses.”

    At this, the burglar starts laughing so hard he almost drops the light. He guffaws, “HAW! What kind of idiots name their parrot, ‘Moses’?”

    And the parrot says, “The same kind of idiots who name their Rottwheiler, ‘Jesus.’
    SIC ’IM, JESUS!”

  9. John Pike

    John Pike said, almost 4 years ago

    There is a recitation out there that involves a young man buying a parrot. He is assured it talks but it doesn’t After several trips back to the shop, where he buys more and more expensive stuff to stimulate the bird, the bird dies. He takes the bird back to the shop and shows the shop owner the dead bird. He also told the owner, the bird finally said something, “Don’t they sell bird seed down there?”

  10. John Pike

    John Pike said, almost 4 years ago

    An addendum to my above post, the recording is buy the Geezinslaws and may be found on youtube at:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeDDD6-FVUE

  11. Unca Jim

    Unca Jim said, almost 4 years ago

    gmartin997 said;
    “There’s been some raunchy jokes about parrots with filthy mouths over the years; none that are fit to be repeated here. Feel free to chuckle if one comes to mind.”

    I did. One was a gut-buster..
    another finished with;
    “Put away the Bible, Bob, our prayers have been answered.”

  12. Hjav1002

    Hjav1002 said, almost 4 years ago

    Great! Clean and non Political.

  13. Travis

    Travis said, almost 4 years ago

    @pouncingtiger

    More like parrot and dumplings.

  14. Travis

    Travis said, almost 4 years ago

    Bravo, Sir!

  15. Shikamoo!

    Shikamoo! GoComics PRO Member said, almost 4 years ago

    Rodney, she doesn’t believe you.

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