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   Redkaycei Repoc said, 4 months ago

   message for Traitor Sgt yesterday.
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   Bruno Zeigerts said, 4 months ago

   Awwk, ten minutes till that dumb blonde I’ve been dating shows up … Awwk … get out of the house quick, Shirley!
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   pouncingtiger said, 4 months ago

   If that parrot continues, that will be one Ex-Parrot that will be pushing up the daisies, etc.
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   dukedoug said, 4 months ago

   @pouncingtiger

   … joining the choir eternal …
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   love of above said, 4 months ago

   and he’s owned you once again, rodney
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   William Pursell said, 4 months ago

   Aye Rodney,sure and it must have been by one of those Huns…..the Question is….male or female?
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   gmartin997 said, 4 months ago

   There’s been some raunchy jokes about parrots with filthy mouths over the years; none that are fit to be repeated here. Feel free to chuckle if one comes to mind.
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   N7326 Foxtrot said, 4 months ago

   Yeah….I was chuckling as several came to mind.
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   K.C. Fahel said, 4 months ago

   I’m such an innocent: the first thing that came to MY mind was the episode of “the Monkees” where the boys ended up on a pirate ship and had to get information by Mickey imitating the Captain’s parrot. (I recently watched every single episode with my 2 daughters, so it’s fresh in my mind.)
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    Alexikakos said, 4 months ago

    Here are some parrot jokes. (here are some kids should not be reading.)
    
    
    http://www.top10-best.com/p/top_10_best_parrot_jokes.html
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    ArfArf88 said, 4 months ago

    Real story in Germany this week – parrot tricks neighbour, police and the fire dept. into thinking there was an abandoned child in apartment when it called out Mama, Papa in a child’s voice.
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    Guard SGT said, 4 months ago

    @Redkaycei Repoc

    Oh you have a side. You are a lap dog for the Corrupt Party. You are great at mindlessly parroting thier lies.

    And to you, sticking up for the Constitution of the United States makes me a “traitor”? From you, I will wear that as a badge of honor!

    During my military career, I took the oath that included the phrase “….support and defend the Constitution of the United States……”. I can only conclude you would use the Constitution as toilet paper.

    Clinton the Impeached DID rape several women as Governor. Their stories are very clear and to the point it was forced and unwanted sex. That is rape in my book.

    So what is next, are you going to say that Mary Jo is still alive and the Teddy murdered no one??
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    Doctor Toon said, 4 months ago

    Somehow a vulgar Parrot isn’t as funny after reading the comments
    
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    lookinside said, 4 months ago

    @Guard SGT

    Try providing documentation?
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    Phatts California said, 4 months ago

    my favorite parrot story …
    
    Burglar breaks into a house, and he’s looking around with his flashlight. Suddenly, he hears a voice in the darkness …
    
    “… Jesus is watching you …”
    
    Burglar freezes in his tracks, scared almost out of his pants.
    
    After a few minutes of not hearing anything else, he decides it’s just his imagination, and presses on. Then, suddenly …
    
    “… Jesus is watching you …”
    
    Burglar freezes again, but he’s a little less scared now. He starts searching everywhere with his flashlight, until he spies a parrot sitting in his cage, looking back at him.
    
    “Hey,” the burglar says, “that was you, wasn’t it, Polly?”
    
    “Yah, it was,” the parrot confesses, “but the name’s not ‘Polly’.”
    
    “No? So what’s your name then?”
    
    “Moses.”
    
    At this, the burglar starts laughing so hard he almost drops the light. He guffaws, “HAW! What kind of idiots name their parrot, ‘Moses’?”
    
    And the parrot says, “The same kind of idiots who name their Rottwheiler, ‘Jesus.’
    SIC ’IM, JESUS!”
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