Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart

Wizard of Id

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  1. Llewellenbruce

    Llewellenbruce said, over 3 years ago

    Gwen has a dirty side I didn’t know she had.

  2. Superfrog

    Superfrog said, over 3 years ago

    There once was a man from Australia
    Who painted his a$$ like a dahlia
    The colour was fine
    Likewise the design
    But the aroma, well that was a failure

    from ’Breaker Morant"

  3. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 3 years ago

    I was going to use Sims Medeival to create the King of Id … but ran into two snags.

    One … although the character design allows you to make the monarchs fatter or skinnier, you can’t make them shorter.
    Two … in all the years I’ve read the Wizard of Id … I don’t recall him ever being referred to by name!
    Nor have the Wizard, the Spook and Turnkey.

  4. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, over 3 years ago

    Here’s a limerick:

    A princess who lived near a bog
    Met a prince in the form of a frog.
    Now she and her prince
    Are the parents of quints,
    Four boys and one fine polliwog.

  5. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, over 3 years ago

    Here’s the site where I got the above. Let’s just say Rodney wouldn’t be needing Gwen.

    http://motd.ambians.com/quotes.php/name/freebsd_limericks/toc_id/1-0-9/s/100

  6. TaxGeek

    TaxGeek said, over 3 years ago

    There once was a beautiful lass,
    Who had a magnificent ass.
    Not rounded and pink,
    As you probably think,
    It was brown, had long ears and ate grass.

  7. win

    win said, over 3 years ago

    There was a young lady of Lynn,
    Who believed in original sin.
    She’d try to be good
    As hard as she could,
    And then she’d go at it a’gin.

  8. AshburnStadium

    AshburnStadium said, over 3 years ago

    About Ted Kennedy and Chappaquiddick:
    There was once a young Senator from Mass.
    Who wanted a strange piece of a$$
    Lucked out and found one
    F’ed up and drowned one
    And now his career is in the past!

  9. Weakstream

    Weakstream said, over 3 years ago

    There was a young man from Sparta
    A most magnificent farter
    On the strength of one bean
    He`d fart God save the Queen
    And Beethoven`s Moonlight Sonata

  10. Weakstream

    Weakstream said, over 3 years ago

    Spurred on by a very high wager
    With an envious German named Gager,
    He proceeded to fart
    The complete oboe part
    Of a Haydn Octet in B-major

  11. chithing

    chithing GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    The babe, with a cry brief and dismal,
    Fell into the water baptismal.
    Ere they’d gathered its plight
    It had sunk out of sight
    For the depth of the font was abyssmal.
    – Edward Gorey

  12. chithing

    chithing GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    Each night father fills me with dread
    As he sits at the foot of my bed.
    I’d not mind that he speaks
    In gibbers and squeaks
    But for 17 years he’s been dead.
    – Edward Gorey (and my personal favorite)

  13. listmom

    listmom said, over 3 years ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    There’s a mod for that. (the shortening of Sims)

  14. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, over 3 years ago

    “Went there, nothing there, could not find, did mention Lunesta, but that’s for sleeping, but no lime-ricks!!!!!!!”

    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

    I just copied and pasted it again. It works from my end. I don’t know what’s happening with your lines. The one I posted was 157 out of 860.

  15. TexTech

    TexTech said, over 3 years ago

    There once was a painter named Phideas
    Whose paintings some people thought hideous
    He once painted Aphrodite
    Without even a nightie
    Which upset the fussy, fastidious

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