Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart

Wizard of Id

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  1. ŘŸʞʊ7

    ŘŸʞʊ7 said, 8 months ago

    Do the same thing but put stake on it

  2. barticle35

    barticle35 said, 8 months ago

    That burger sounds more poisonous than the apples.

  3. Llewellenbruce

    Llewellenbruce said, 8 months ago

    At least it won’t kill a person as fast as your
    poisoned apples will.

  4. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, 8 months ago

    As apples aren’t poisonous in and of themselves, shouldn’t that sign read “Poisoned Apples?”
    .
    There was nothing funny in the strip so I thought I’d apple pick.

  5. ŘŸʞʊ7

    ŘŸʞʊ7 said, 8 months ago

    If he want customer he should get rid of the poison and put bacon stake apple on a soilin dip in apple cream note it sound dissgussing but it not

  6. mrbribery

    mrbribery said, 8 months ago

    if you don’t get rid of those poison apples soon, they’ll go bad…

  7. love of above

    love of above said, 8 months ago

    i believe they call it caramel

  8. AshburnStadium

    AshburnStadium said, 8 months ago

    @ŘŸʞʊ7

    Are you trying to kill vampires by putting “stake” on it? I prefer steak myself!

  9. William Pursell

    William Pursell said, 8 months ago

    Try Candied instead of Poisoned. While being in partnership with the dentist,who knows where that may lead?

  10. wecatsgocomics

    wecatsgocomics said, 8 months ago

    ’Sno white way to do it, is there?

  11. gmartin997

    gmartin997 said, 8 months ago

    Sounds delicious. Where is this Johnny’s Diner?

  12. Citizen GROG!

    Citizen GROG! said, 8 months ago

    I’ll pass on that. But it sounds like something that would be a big hit at the State Fare.

  13. J. Short

    J. Short said, 8 months ago

    Johnny; one of the first of the Five Guys.

  14. PatyAnn

    PatyAnn said, 8 months ago

    @gmartin997

    When you find it let me know.
    We’ll meet up there for lunch.

  15. rshive

    rshive said, 8 months ago

    Witchie should try subterfuge. The phrases “natural” and “environmentally friendly” usually help.

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