Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 08, 2012

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    ryku7  over 11 years ago

    Do the same thing but put stake on it

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    Steve Bartholomew  over 11 years ago

    That burger sounds more poisonous than the apples.

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    Llewellenbruce  over 11 years ago

    At least it won’t kill a person as fast as yourpoisoned apples will.

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    ryku7  over 11 years ago

    If he want customer he should get rid of the poison and put bacon stake apple on a soilin dip in apple cream note it sound dissgussing but it not

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    mrbribery  over 11 years ago

    if you don’t get rid of those poison apples soon, they’ll go bad…

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    loveofabove  over 11 years ago

    i believe they call it caramel

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    GROG Premium Member over 11 years ago

    I’ll pass on that. But it sounds like something that would be a big hit at the State Fare.

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    J Short  over 11 years ago

    Johnny; one of the first of the Five Guys.

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    PatyAnn  over 11 years ago

    When you find it let me know.We’ll meet up there for lunch.

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    rshive  over 11 years ago

    Witchie should try subterfuge. The phrases “natural” and “environmentally friendly” usually help.

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    Rickapolis  over 11 years ago

    Wrap your apples in bacon. C’mon, that’s an easy one.

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    reedkomicks Premium Member over 11 years ago

    amen

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    ryku7  over 11 years ago

    no ashburn i said stake because who could resested stake even if it is poison

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    ryku7  over 11 years ago

    i mean resist

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    GreenBikeGuy  over 11 years ago

    You’d think that CHEESE FRIES would have been enough to put her out of business!

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    TheKaytebb  over 11 years ago

    A burger joint near where I live has something like that named the Myocardial Infarction. True story.

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    Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 11 years ago

    That burger sounds delicious! Not at all healthy, but delicious!

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    ryku7  over 11 years ago

    hay if u want some dip i say big top has some i will cheack k

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    ryku7  over 11 years ago

    srry they don’t have no dip but u can get brestfeast over there

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    Thriller87  over 11 years ago

    The puns are great today

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    tbritt99  over 11 years ago

    Supersize it.

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    captainedd  over 11 years ago

    Market the apples as being kosher.

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    freeholder1  over 11 years ago

    Aces!!!

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    Hillbillyman  over 11 years ago

    I’ll have a deepfried poison apple please.

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    ryku7  over 11 years ago

    freeholder1 u have a question

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    Hunter7  over 11 years ago

    Wrap the apples in fresh, cooked crisp bacon?

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    greatbest  over 11 years ago

    funny.

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