When every living American has at least a pair of rapid fire, deadly, not-for-animal-hunting weapons, then the next phase of General Wayne’s Grand Freedom Plan can be initiated, namely dividing our silly and bedeviled country into little standing armies — shall we call them Red Militias? — prepared at all times to kill or be killed, fire, stagger and fall at the General’s perspicacious command. -Our beloved, non-combatant General will handpick the Militia officer corps, obviously, but the recruitment of ordinary storm troopers should be handled effectively enough through Rush radio & Fox Noise, with advancement through the ranks based on accuracy of suppressing fire, outright kills, or whatever other terms the Navy SEALS are using now. -Preparations for general war are GLORIOUS! So much hating and chanting and rousing of rabble! Actual wars are grindingly bloody and expensive but, hey, RepubliCons don’t mind THAT (as long as someone else is doing it). Besides, if the RepubliCon ‘economics’ team is ever going to stimulate the GNP with deficit spending – as they did in the halcyon days of Reagan, Bush and Bush the Lesser – War’s the ONLY way they’ll roll.-Think about it, please; and vote accordingly.