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Tom Toles

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  1. ConserveGov

    ConserveGov said, about 2 years ago

    " The rise of the oceans began to slow". Whoops, that was somebody else.

  2. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, about 2 years ago

    For now the warming seems to have stopped in some places. But in others it is continuing. This past 10 months have been the hottest on record (for the entire earth.) The average temperature has risen 10 degrees F for summer.

  3. Clark  Kent

    Clark Kent said, about 2 years ago

    We had a hot rainless summer in Chicagoland. Then bang, suddenly it’s winter, so far winter without snow.

  4. Michael wme

    Michael wme said, about 2 years ago

    @Night-Gaunt49

    The temperature ALWAYS rises for summer, that’s what summer means.


    And the fact that it gets colder in winter proves there is no global warming.


    Of course, those climate scientists define ‘global warming’ as the trend if one takes the average of every thermometer that’s been working for the past hundred years, and that average has been rising by at least 0.5 degrees per century (0.8±0.3 with 95% certainty).


    Some of those thermometers show no statistically significant increase. A few even show a statistically significant decrease (but then, with enough thermometers, even if the temperature is rising, 5% will show a statistically significant decrease that is 95% reliable). So clearly, there is no global warming.


    Finally, we have much better explorers today than ever before. For 500 years, every navy and merchant marine has been looking for the Northwest Passage. It must have been there all along, since the world isn’t getting any warmer, but we only now managed to find it.

  5. edinbaltimore

    edinbaltimore GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    The tires stopped holding air because the Republican blow-hards took a day off! The pressure dropped so quickly my ears popped!

  6. vwdualnomand

    vwdualnomand said, about 2 years ago

    by mitt’s logic, there was no alien invasion, or zombie apocalypse when he was governor either. not bad for draft dodger.

  7. Justice22

    Justice22 said, about 2 years ago

    If you are elected, Mitt, I will start a whirlwind that will suck up all seven of your homes. Your magic underwear will not help you.

  8. walruscarver2000

    walruscarver2000 said, about 2 years ago

    Romoney is so much smarter than anyone else. He started collecting canned food even when the Red Cross said not to cause he’s so much smarter. EWWWWWW!

  9. ARodney

    ARodney said, about 2 years ago

    The fact checker would rate that as “true,” because no superstorms happened when he was governor. They don’t seem to get very subtle with their fact checks, sometimes.

  10. coraryan

    coraryan GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    BTW, he never said anything like that.

  11. phritzg

    phritzg GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    Mitt reminds me of that toy writing pad we had as kids that was covered with plastic; you could write anything you wanted on it, then lift the plastic and the slate would be blank and you could write something new on it. Every day, you never can tell what Mitt might say or stand for.

  12. phritzg

    phritzg GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    @phritzg

    I think it was called The Magic Slate.

  13. Rad-ish

    Rad-ish GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    “As president, I will create 12 million new jobs.” —Mitt Romney, during the second presidential debate
    “Government does not create jobs. Government does not create jobs.” —Mitt Romney, 45 minutes later (Oct. 16, 2012)

  14. kamwick

    kamwick said, about 2 years ago

    Romney is a fact checkers dream. Basically, you can count on giving him at least three “pants on fires” every time.

    He’s a lying, sociopathic shapeshifter, and anyone voting for him really needs set aside their Obama hate for a second to take a good strong look at this empty deceiver. Please name one position ( besides missionary and pro-wealthy) that he has never changed.

  15. Rickapolis

    Rickapolis said, about 2 years ago

    I guess Mitt thinks he is King Canute and can sit at the water’s edge and stop the incoming tide.

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