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Tom Toles

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  1. ConserveGov

    ConserveGov said, almost 4 years ago

    " The rise of the oceans began to slow". Whoops, that was somebody else.

  2. edinbaltimore

    edinbaltimore GoComics PRO Member said, almost 4 years ago

    The tires stopped holding air because the Republican blow-hards took a day off! The pressure dropped so quickly my ears popped!

  3. vwdualnomand

    vwdualnomand said, almost 4 years ago

    by mitt’s logic, there was no alien invasion, or zombie apocalypse when he was governor either. not bad for draft dodger.

  4. Justice22

    Justice22 said, almost 4 years ago

    If you are elected, Mitt, I will start a whirlwind that will suck up all seven of your homes. Your magic underwear will not help you.

  5. walruscarver2000

    walruscarver2000 said, almost 4 years ago

    Romoney is so much smarter than anyone else. He started collecting canned food even when the Red Cross said not to cause he’s so much smarter. EWWWWWW!

  6. ARodney

    ARodney said, almost 4 years ago

    The fact checker would rate that as “true,” because no superstorms happened when he was governor. They don’t seem to get very subtle with their fact checks, sometimes.

  7. kamwick

    kamwick said, almost 4 years ago

    Romney is a fact checkers dream. Basically, you can count on giving him at least three “pants on fires” every time.

    He’s a lying, sociopathic shapeshifter, and anyone voting for him really needs set aside their Obama hate for a second to take a good strong look at this empty deceiver. Please name one position ( besides missionary and pro-wealthy) that he has never changed.

  8. Rickapolis

    Rickapolis said, almost 4 years ago

    I guess Mitt thinks he is King Canute and can sit at the water’s edge and stop the incoming tide.

  9. dtroutma

    dtroutma GoComics PRO Member said, almost 4 years ago

    Wow! Skip’s “Magic Slate” wiped out Katrina and “Heckofajob, Brownie!”

  10. Respectful Troll

    Respectful Troll said, almost 4 years ago

    Two of my neighbors have over one dozen Romney signs on his yard. As my dog and I walked by, and I considered a Romney presidency, it occurred to me that many signs well represented the number of positions Romney has had on various issues. Guns, healthcare, education, women’s rights, education, coal, etc… He has had so many stands on so many issues, and all that I am referencing are on video or audio. I take a sad perverse delight in knowing the many Romney patriots who comment on these boards can not truly KNOW who is about to become president. Whether it is Obama or Romney, conservatives do not know to whom they have put over 2 billion dollars. Having been disappointed by Mr. Obama’s failure to push as hard as he should have, I hope Mr. Romney has more moderate ambitions which will certainly give him the Democrat support he wants from the legislature. Those of you who claim Romney is the best man, if he wins, I hope you are right. A lot of lives depends on the conduct of the next President. May he be wise and compassionate.

  11. braindead08

    braindead08 GoComics PRO Member said, almost 4 years ago

    First of all, ‘Romney Patriot’ is a contradiction in terms. Willard is traitorous, from his draft dodging, to his foreign bank accounts, his offshore tax havens, and all the LASTING DAMAGE he has done to ordinary citizens by killing their jobs and confiscating their retirement money.
    What’s worse is that conservatives don’t care about all that. They only hate Obama. When asked to probide a reason to vote FOR Willard, they cannot do it. Very few even take a stab at it.

  12. vwdualnomand

    vwdualnomand said, almost 4 years ago

    he did. missionary in france in 1968.

  13. walruscarver2000

    walruscarver2000 said, almost 4 years ago

    @Respectful Troll

    I like that! A new sign for each new position. Good thing the election is Tuesday or he might run out of yard space.

  14. edinbaltimore

    edinbaltimore GoComics PRO Member said, almost 4 years ago

    CorARYAN: look up hyperbole and sarcasm in the dictionary! Oh, wait, you have to be able to spell to look something up, and the be able to understand what you’re reading..His missionary time in France came AFTER he demonstrated FOR the Vietnam War. And Republicans hate pollsters almost as much as fact checkers. They have a group that purports to “un-skew” the polls to show Romney leading by a large margin!

  15. Jeddidyah

    Jeddidyah said, almost 4 years ago

    You were always full of hot air, no matter what. That is no proof of knowledge or intelligence.

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