Tom Toles by Tom Toles

Tom Toles

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  1. Murphy224

    Murphy224 said, almost 3 years ago

    He should just make up crap and promise the world to every voter. Hey it worked 4 years ago.

  2. cjr53

    cjr53 said, almost 3 years ago

    Last good Republican was Ike.

    Anyone else remember nixon and agnew, both resigned, in disgrace. Sure don’t need any additional republicans in any office.

  3. braindead08

    braindead08 GoComics PRO Member said, almost 3 years ago

    Well, there IS one more thing he couldn’t bear to hear…
    Willard, you have to release your tax returns.
    He’d drop out of the race in a heartbeat.

  4. Michael wme

    Michael wme said, almost 3 years ago

    I agree. It’s refreshing to have a candidate who finally tells the voters the truth, unlike Obama.

    Romney has made it very clear that he’ll more than balance the budget by slashing taxes, and that there will be enough left over to teach Iran a lesson they’ll not soon forget while still running a large government budget surplus.

    And we can be sure this is the absolute truth, since Romney has had Ryan, the budget wonk, check all the numbers.

  5. motivemagus

    motivemagus said, almost 3 years ago

    @Michael wme

    Your sarcasm is a little subtle there…

  6. Archimedes

    Archimedes said, almost 3 years ago


    Agnew was a crook, and Nixon was not conservative, though he was a republican true. But at least they had enough scruple to resign, or be forced out by their party. What is your excuse for Clinton not resigning, or Reid who is as corrupt as they come.

  7. Archimedes

    Archimedes said, almost 3 years ago

    No doubt you opposed Kennedy as well since he had to listen to whatever the Pope said. I grew up surrounded my Mormons and though I find their religion very odd, they are good hard working people as a rule, who have good strong morals and care about people. That should be what matters, not the peculiarities of their faith.

  8. Godfreydaniel

    Godfreydaniel said, almost 3 years ago

    I’ve always thought it ought to be the law that if a person runs for federal office, he has to let the voting public take a look at his income tax returns. For example: the four previous years for anybody running for the House, six for the Senate, eight for the president. I love how Toles makes little Mitt seem like a rubber toy here, all ready to be flexible (read flip-flop) even in the midst of his crybaby tantrum.

  9. lafayetteann

    lafayetteann said, almost 3 years ago


    While I appreciate your tolerance, Kennedy clearly stated that he would not put papal decree before the best interests of the American people. Has Romney so stated?

  10. StCleve72

    StCleve72 said, almost 3 years ago


    I was a child when Kennedy ran. I don’t think he believed his underwear protected him from evil or that he did more than pay lip service to his religion, he certainly didn’t in his sexual practices. You wouldn’t say that Mormons have strong morals if you were gay and it’s only recently that they’ve stopped dehumanizing blacks, look it up. Romney is dangerous on many levels, especially if you’re a working person. Since Reagan began trickle down the middle class has steadily disappeared; that’s a fact. The disparity in wealth has grown and Romney is in there to complete the transition to a plutocracy; look who his backers are. I stand by my assertion that the voters should be made aware of his weird beliefs and his pledge of allegiance to the elders of his church which comes before all else. By the way, my friends left the Mormon church because they found it to be immoral, and they know better than you or I do what really goes on.

  11. Simon_Jester

    Simon_Jester said, almost 3 years ago

    This isn’t something us Dems want to hear either. If the GOP fatcats stop ‘investing’ in Mitt, where do you think that money’s gonna go instead?

    Into the House and Senate races, and we don’t want that…we want them to keep throwing their money away on the Romney/Ryan trainwreck

  12. hippogriff

    hippogriff said, almost 3 years ago

    skipcarlsen: Weren’t you one of the Watergate conspirators?

  13. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 GoComics PRO Member said, almost 3 years ago

    So why did he go to a Christian church for 20 years?

  14. Joe

    Joe said, almost 3 years ago

    since all religions are myths, and no atheist, agnostic, or secularist can ever be elected in this strange and savage land, I fear that your hopes (and mine) will always be dashed.

  15. Kris Jackson

    Kris Jackson said, almost 3 years ago

    Nice gag for this cartoon, and the drawing of Mitt is evocative and even primal. Good one, Ted.

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