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Dec 20, 2012
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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling
JUDGE SCALIA A Legal Carol
After a hard day of dispensing action-packed, two-fisted justice, Judge Scalia is settling in for the night, still full of jurisprudential rage - 
Judge Scalia: ARGH! Homosexual agenda!
Judge Scalia: Bah! I have nothing against homosexuals -- it's the behavior that DEFINES them that we can find morally reprehensible. 
Judge Scalia: I have nothing against ROBBERS and MURDERERS either...as long as they RESIST robbing and murdering...ZZZZ
Ghost: Judge Scalia...
Ghost: Judge Scalia, wake up! On this night you have a lesson to learn! 
Judge Scalia: WHAA?!!
Ghost; I'm taking you to another world -- another reality! One in which MOST PEOPLE ARE HOMOSEXUAL, and only a FEW are born with HETEROSEXUAL desires!
Ghost: How would you fit in this society, where acting on the way you feel about WOMEN is illegal? 
Ghost: Would you be able to live in this world? Could you act LEGALLY? Could you MARRY? 
Judge Scalia: Um...um...
GOD HATES HETEROS
VOTE NO ON 
MARRIAGE IS FOR SAME SEXERS
Ghost: Okay, I think you learned your lesson. We can go back now. 
Judge Scalia: Um...um...
Ghost: Judge Scalia? 
Ghost: Well, now I know why he thought of homosexuality as an URGE to be RESISTED...
Judge Scalia: WOO-HOO! "Raise" Judicata, boys! 
The End
God Bless Us, Every One
Dec 27, 2012
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