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   Linguist said, 5 months ago

   Methinks the lady doth protest too much !
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   richardj said, 5 months ago

   Ellen DeGeneres did this idea a while back on her sitcom, though she didn’t have a “res judicata” pun.
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   kapock said, 5 months ago

   Looks like Judge Scalia is going to issue a writ of mandamus! (He’ll take the man, and stop pretending about the damus.)
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   Christopher Shea said, 5 months ago

   “The Tool Shed” is indeed a great name for a gay bar.
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   pumaman said, 5 months ago

   Daddys, where did I come from? Well kid, we gave my sperm to a nice lesbian and she gave birth to you and gave you back to us. Then I gave her some more sperm so she can have her own kid to keep. All works out nicely!
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   runar said, 5 months ago

   @Christopher Shea

   In my town, The Tool Shed is a sex toy store (catering primarily to women).
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   runar said, 5 months ago

   Justice Scalia went in for a colonoscopy. They didn’t see any polyps but they did find his brain.
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   PoodleGroomer said, 5 months ago

   Are they using Robert Bork for Marley?
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   phritzg said, 5 months ago

   I think Scalia’s fantasy lover would probably be Clarence Thomas.
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    masterskrain said, 5 months ago

    @phritzg

    What do you mean; “Fantasy Lover”??
    Somehow, the image of Thomas Jefferson springs to mind…
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    John Bleecker said, 5 months ago

    Bork is a LOT heavier
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    briatollah said, 5 months ago

    @pumaman

    Agreed. There was a flaw in this premise.
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    maybeinthenextworld said, 5 months ago

    I;ve seen many men like Scalia in the places I go and do the things that I do.
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    mdalton said, 5 months ago

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    I once heard someone speculate that some of the most outspoken homophobes who think sexual orientation is a choice are actually gay or bisexual. So they are people who have resisted their homosexual urges to identify as heterosexual. (How happy they are playing straight or whether they slip up or not is a different question.)
    

    
    Therefore, they think everyone has had those urges and makes a deliberate decision to be gay or straight. The ones who choose to be straight (like them) have made the right decision, while those who are gay have made that choice as a result of being weak, hedonistic, sinful, mentally ill, or all of the above.
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    shytimes2 said, 5 months ago

    That blue guy must have gotten to Newt Gingrich, too.
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