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Dec 21, 2012
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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling
Lucky Ducky in "Rush to Judgment" 
Hound: Oxycontin! 
Vicodin! Percodan! 
I need MORE!
Maid: But, Mr. Hollingsworth, I don't have any more! 
Hound: I don't care how you get it -- I NEED MORE!
Maid: Mr. Hollingsworth needs more prescription drugs!
Weasel: If he's willing to pay, there are ways to get them for him! 
Maid:: Here, Mr. Hollingsworth! To get these, I had to...
Hound: Don't care! Gimme!!
Later
Hound: What th--? 
The Ducksville
HOLLINGSWORTH HOUND ADDICTED TO PRESCRIPTION DRUGS
And so
Hound: Sob! I've got a PROBLEM! It's a SICKNESS!
I need TREATMENT! 
Judge: Your shame is punishment enough, Mr. Hound. You're free to go! 
Hound: SNIF
Meanwhile
Lucky Ducky; This little wacky weed sure helps my aunt with her chemotherapy!
DEA
Police: CAUGHT YOU, LUCKY DUCKY! 
BAM
Hound: The Justice System was tough on ME! It better not coddle a menace like YOU! 
Judge: For participating in the illegal drug industry, I sentence you to...
Only six months in jail!
Hound: LUCKY DUCKY! 
Lucky Ducky: Gotcha!
Dec 28, 2012
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