Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for May 11, 2012

Transcript:

the avengers 2: revenge of the god! captain: avengers, it's happening again! an inter-dimensional vortex has opened a gateway to a realm of unknowable danger! thor: by odin's beard, what instrument of destruction be this? we must meet this enemy head-on! iron man: you!! why have you pierced our world? is loki, the trickster-god, behind this? kirby: i am jack kirby! the cartoonist who co-created all of you! and now i will own you... ...or you'll be erased! you're raking in billions for disney, but i never got paid more than a fee for every damn page i drew! iron man: an existential threat from across the void of death! we're going to need backup! thor: s.h.i.e.l.d.? iron man: no... lawyers! lots of them! captain: hulk! throw this law firm into the vortex! hurry! they charge by the hour! arrr iron man: it worked! they papered him over! he's defeated! kirby: noooo thor: we are free! the end epilogue - thor: what humiliating plans did he have for our subjugation? mickey: hey, goldilocks and tinhead! get over to building 4! you're wanted on a line of boys' underwear!