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   Linguist said, 3 months ago

   If a phone rings in a forest and there’s no one there to hear it, does it go to voiceless mail ?
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   Bruno Zeigerts said, 3 months ago

   ‘I drink therefore I am.’
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   pcolli said, 3 months ago

   @Linguist

   If a phone rings in the forest and there’s no one there to hear it, some idiot lost his mobile or there’s something sinister going on.
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   Coyoty said, 3 months ago

   What is the sound of one bell clapping?
5. 

   masterskrain said, 3 months ago

   iPhone, therefore iAm!
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   masterskrain said, 3 months ago

   @Coyoty

   Somehow that reminds me of the classic Johnny Carson bit with Jack Webb as Sgt. Friday investigating the theft of the ringer from Mr. Clint Cleever’s bell.
   It was the “Clint Cleever Copper Clapper Caper!”
   (Say THAT 5 times fast…)
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   Margaret said, 3 months ago

   Couldn’t think of a joke today, Pab?
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   redbaronss said, 3 months ago

   Is this more “Victoria” without Victoria?
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   jadoo823 said, 3 months ago

   @Bruno Zeigerts

   …i’m not so think as you drunk i am!…
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    Linguist said, 3 months ago

    @masterskrain

    iPhone, therefore iAm!
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    Brilliant ! Wish I’d thought of that !
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    prrdh said, 3 months ago

    Am what? A dingaling?
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    jimboklein said, 3 months ago

    If a man says something in the forest and there’s no woman around to hear it, is he still wrong?
13. 

    SUSAN NEWMAN said, 3 months ago

    I KNOW Pab stole that punch line from a poster!
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    SherlockWatson said, 3 months ago

    Ringo, ergo sum?
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    SherlockWatson said, 3 months ago

    @masterskrain

    The Copper Clapper Caper, on YouTube.
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