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   Linguist said, 3 months ago

   But Bolton is simply an operatic phantom who masks his voice !
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   SherlockWatson said, 3 months ago

   Yes! I called it!
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   vwdualnomand said, 3 months ago

   office space. the no talent a** clown became famous and start winning grammys, bolton, kenny g, and yanni have a special place in hell. but, like the man said, if girls like bolton, you like bolton. bolton gets underwear to come off, just like barry white, norah jones, and steve perry.
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   prrdh said, 3 months ago

   That’s just the only living voice. Florence Foster Jenkins still holds the record for the most awful voice of all time.

   BTW, what’s this “Boss” business? What does Bruce have to do with any of this?
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   surfstuff55 said, 3 months ago

   @prrdh

   Many video games, especially those rated for younger player have “Boss battles” in order to advance to the next level.
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   pcolli said, 3 months ago

   @vwdualnomand

   None of those would make me take my underwear off.
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   celecca said, 3 months ago

   finally – someone Maj and I can agree on
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   wndrwrthg said, 3 months ago

   “Michael Bolton is completely revoltin’ "
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   Cloudster said, 3 months ago

   I once heard a radio report on an album collaboration between Michael Bolton and Placido Domingo. They played a clip of Ave Maria with Placido leading off. Absolutely beautiful. When Bolton started singing, you had conclusive proof that the man cannot sing.

   And wasn’t it Tom Jones that started the throwing underwear on to the stage? Though I’ve heard that it was actually set up in advance.
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    K M said, 3 months ago

    @Cloudster

    He didn’t start throwing underwear on stage; his fans did. I guess that’s where you were going with it. But I still don’t know who TF Bridgit Mendler is.
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    emjaycee said, 3 months ago

    @prrdh

    Got a CD of FFJ in the car, just for the times some twit next to me at the stoplight is “poundin’ da bass loud”. I crank it up just to see the looks on their faces. Bagpipe music works as well, too. And for the record, I like both FloFo and bagpipe music. I just like to see the confusion in their eyes as to where the wailing cat in heat is hiding.
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    ujean said, 3 months ago

    @emjaycee

    Bagpipe music is very appropriate for that purpose. After all, it was created to drive howling Gaels into battle. They weren’t attacking so much as cutting down anyone who got in the way while they were running from the horrible noise.
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