New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis

New Adventures of Queen Victoria

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  1. Linguist

    Linguist said, 3 months ago

    .26 HE HATES MY GUTS !

  2. SherlockWatson

    SherlockWatson said, 3 months ago

    1. Loves me…
    2. Loves me not…
    3. Oh $#!+, this is poison ivy!

  3. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, 3 months ago

    Who cares what the daisy says, go and see Madame Rue.
    .
    The Clovers “Love Potion Number 9”
    .
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tA6wySeeb6I
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    1 minute 56 seconds

  4. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 3 months ago

    She loves me.
    She loves me not.
    She has an STD
    She has an STD … whaddya mean … it’s yes both ways?

  5. Kali39

    Kali39 said, 3 months ago

    She loves me
    She loves me not
    Hmm, why have all the flowers fallen off?

  6. TJDestry

    TJDestry said, 3 months ago

    Madge, it’s not purely physical.
    Harry, get back!

  7. curmudgeon68

    curmudgeon68 said, 3 months ago

    Madge, I want your body! Harry, you’re a beast!
    A Zappa reference??
    Alright!!

  8. SUSAN NEWMAN

    SUSAN NEWMAN said, 3 months ago

    26. Is all this really worth wrecking a pretty flower for????

  9. WaitingMan

    WaitingMan said, 3 months ago

    17 & 18; Zappa Rules!

  10. vwdualnomand

    vwdualnomand said, 3 months ago

    the life cycle of many relationships.

  11. Ms. Ima

    Ms. Ima said, 3 months ago

    26: drink a beer
    27: drink a beer
    +1: drink a beer
    Love is fleeting. Beer is quicker.

  12. Kip W

    Kip W said, 3 months ago

    49… OMG, this is a centipede!
    Sorry.
    Sorry.

  13. The Wolf In Your Midst

    The Wolf In Your Midst said, 3 months ago

    This is, of course, the common peon’s version. Her Majesty’s flowers all have one phrase: “He’ll do as I say or I’ll send him to the dungeon!”.

  14. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 3 months ago

    @Linguist

    Yes, loves you, just hates your guts. So remove them.

  15. stanwal

    stanwal said, 3 months ago

    Candy is dandy
    But liquor is quicker

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