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   masterskrain said, 6 months ago

   I could say something to the effect of “He more then likely could use a shot”, but that would be in VERY bad taste, so I believe I shall refrain…
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   runar said, 6 months ago

   “Other than that, how was the play, Mrs. Lincoln?"
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   pcolli said, 6 months ago

   @runar

   “The sound effects were marvellous. It really sounded like someone was shooting.”
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   vwdualnomand said, 6 months ago

   daniel day lewis needs an aspirin? i thought he could act his way out of a migraine.
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   masterskrain said, 6 months ago

   @pcolli

   I bet it got a Bang-Up review…
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   pschearer said, 6 months ago

   Too soon, too soon.
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   J2P2 said, 6 months ago

   So Lincoln has a (rail) splitting headache?
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   Linguist said, 6 months ago

   Penny for your thoughts !
9. 

   Kip W said, 6 months ago

   I hear Lincoln was shot on location.
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    prrdh said, 6 months ago

    @masterskrain

    A masterly example of apophasis, that.
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    prrdh said, 6 months ago

    @Linguist

    And I was just thinking copper might help…
12. 

    SUSAN NEWMAN said, 6 months ago

    You posters are making no cents.
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    TheWildSow said, 6 months ago

    @vwdualnomand

    Actually, in this movie Lincoln survives the assassination attempt. But he comes out of it with only the use of his Left Foot!
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    pschearer said, 6 months ago

    @prrdh

    Thanks for the new word. I had no idea that was what I did today at “Reality Check”.
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    wndrwrthg said, 6 months ago

    Just take two aspirin and call Dr. Mudd in the morning.
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