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   Linguist said, 5 months ago

   Ides rather be Brutus(ly) honest. Abe tells it like it is. Julius is stuck up.
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   runar said, 5 months ago

   Actually, Lincoln’s fine. It’s all in his head. Cæser, on the other hand, has a gut feeling.
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   vwdualnomand said, 5 months ago

   daniel day-lewis can act out of a migraine. and, ciaran hinds can act out of a stomachache by being on game of thrones.
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   Coyoty said, 5 months ago

   “Vincent!”

   “Julius, my old friend! Can you do me a favor?”

   “Anything!”

   “Friend, Roman, countryman… Lend me your ear.”
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   JohnnyDiego said, 5 months ago

   Queen Vic can’t be speaking of Cesar Chavez and the lettuce boycott of the 1970s, can she?
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   masterskrain said, 5 months ago

   “Try some salad”?
   That’s kind of a cutting remark…
   Lincoln is kind of a big shot, though.
   Hope it doesn’t go to his head…
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   SUSAN NEWMAN said, 5 months ago

   Now you Caesar, now you don’t!!
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   runar said, 5 months ago

   Q: What wears a toga and goes “Achoo!”?
   
   A: Julius Cnæser.
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   prrdh said, 5 months ago

   With that hole in his side, Gaius Julius doesn’t need a salad. Just dressing.
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    masterskrain said, 5 months ago

    Lettuce hope that both Caesar, and Ol’ Abe are feeling better soon…
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    masterskrain said, 5 months ago

    Is it just me, or have there been more bad puns in these comments in the last two days then in about a month of “Pearls Before Swine”?
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    KasparV said, 5 months ago

    @JohnnyDiego

    No, she can
    t. Look at the spelling, What could the lettuce boycott have to do with the strip, anyway? The passing remark about salad? It’s a very looooong stretch.
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    SherlockWatson said, 5 months ago

    Soon Joan of Arc will come by and complain about a burning sensation, and none of the men will want to talk about it.
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    omwae said, 5 months ago

    Viper!
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    Michael wme said, 5 months ago

    His father’s name was Mr Ghrabbaherqwick, but when the boat from Naples reached Ellis Island the immigration officer suggested he shorten it.
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