New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for December 10, 2012

“Other than that, how was the play, Mrs. Lincoln?"

daniel day lewis needs an aspirin? i thought he could act his way out of a migraine.

Too soon, too soon.

So Lincoln has a (rail) splitting headache?

Penny for your thoughts !

I hear Lincoln was shot on location.

A masterly example of apophasis, that.

Just take two aspirin and call Dr. Mudd in the morning.

The Lincolns had a box seat because a Booth can be painful.

It’s ok, the comic was somewhat in bad taste.

Honest Abe, I was joking about vampires….

Does he have to be so theatrical about it?

“Break a leg, Mr Booth!”

John Wilkes Booth’s brother’s name was Edwin, guess what my name (not my nickname) is? Ouch!