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   Nabuquduriuzhur said, 2 months ago

   Dewey Cheatum

   There was a “Dick Hung” in the telephone directory.
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   aciem88 said, 2 months ago

   @440RoadRunner

   took me a while to get that one..:P
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   aciem88 said, 2 months ago

   “I’m not pregnant, this is a hoop skirt!”
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   Proginoskes said, 2 months ago

   You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests you think she’s pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

   — Dave Berry, “25 Things I Have Learned in 50 Years”
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   Kylie2112 said, 2 months ago

   If your last name is obviously, or could conceivably be the name or slang term of a reproductive organ, never name your child something that is or could be nicknamed an adjective.
   -
   Such as my friend, Randy Busch, or a classmate, Misty Hymen.
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   Monkeyhead said, 2 months ago

   @Kylie2112

   Went to school with a chick named Sharron Dick. Her family always told her that if she’d been a boy her name would have been harry.
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   dkram said, 2 months ago

   I knew of a fellow who last name was Blow, his first name was Richard. Think about it.
   .
   \\//_
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   finale said, 2 months ago

   Harley Ryder.
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   Digital Frog said, 2 months ago

   There was an Ernest Kiss and Harry Dyck at the university I went to.
   Then there’s those who bring it on themselves – I knew a lady who’s married name was Star Christmas.
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    LingeeWhiz said, 2 months ago

    No, but we came up with a nickname already.
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    phritzg said, 2 months ago

    @Digital Frog

    There was actually a man named Harry Peterlick in my city, and he lived on Saemann Avenue (and yes, it’s pronounced sea-man).
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    mcnero said, 2 months ago

    well i do know a copule of Harry Johnsons
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    sandflea said, 2 months ago

    I saw a TV show a fewmonths ago about a photographer named Peter Lyk.
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    Paula said, 2 months ago

    Had a difficult time containing the laughter at the office whenever someone would page Peter Abbott.
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    phritzg said, 2 months ago

    @Paula

    Reminds of the old gag of calling any public place and requesting them to page Mike Hunt.
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