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   margueritem said, 4 months ago

   We can fix it with a hammer!
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   Linguist said, 4 months ago

   When they told me that it would cost an arm and a leg, I thought they were kidding.
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   EarlP2 said, 4 months ago

   And they’re still trying to sedate the patient …
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   orinoco womble said, 4 months ago

   The Ball-Peen Adjustment Applied to People.

   I just now finished reading Frankenstein by Mary Shelley. And I come online to find this.
   I need some sleep.
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   Mark Shanks said, 4 months ago

   Before gas anesthetics, the medical profession used the mallet of sleep…
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   pcolli said, 4 months ago

   “Can anybody remember if this is a gender reassignment or an appendectomy?”
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   SusanSunshine said, 4 months ago

   pcolli— what the heck, while he’s here… just do both.
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   jukeofurl said, 4 months ago

   That was Russia – they were probably just baking bombs into bread.
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   masterskrain said, 4 months ago

   “Paging Dr. Howard, Paging Dr. Fine, Paging Dr. Howard!”
10. 

    Radish said, 4 months ago

    Is Russian version of Body Shop.
    After relaxing massage we rearrange face…
11. 

    PICTO said, 4 months ago

    That’s going to leave a tscar.
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    Dogsniff said, 4 months ago

    You nailed it, doctor!
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    masterskrain said, 4 months ago

    We’re just Russian to get this surgery finished before his insurance runs out!
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    Number Six said, 4 months ago

    Any last requests, Mr Arkwright?
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    Number Six said, 4 months ago

    Did anyone watch ‘Misery’ last night?
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