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1. 

   margueritem said, 3 months ago

   Steer away, me hearties,
   Steer away me lads!
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   Dogsniff said, 3 months ago

   How many enlisted men does it take to make the boat turn?
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   Linguist said, 3 months ago

   The cast from the HMS Pinafore find out they’ve been cancelled !
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   Radish said, 3 months ago

   Stick close to your desks and never go to sea
   And you all may be rulers in the queen’s navy…
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   Pacopuddy said, 3 months ago

   Impressive facial furniture – you normally only see this quality of hirsutism on “American Chopper”.
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   Mark Shanks said, 3 months ago

   Steer a course for Alderan, Mr. Sulu!
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   pcolli said, 3 months ago

   @Pacopuddy

   And not one chopper (apart from the mechanical ones).
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   orinoco womble said, 3 months ago

   @Mark Shanks

   The engine canny take any more, Cap’n!
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   Coyoty said, 3 months ago

   “KHAAAAAAANNNNN!!!!!”
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    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 3 months ago

    re: mark shanks

    An old star trek kids game had a space that said “Sula tries to crash Enterprise, go back three spaces.”
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    pcolli said, 3 months ago

    If this was ‘Star Trek’, they’d be moving backwards and forwards like in Voyage to the ‘Bottom of the Sea’.
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    JohnnyDiego said, 3 months ago

    ♪♫ There ain’t nothin’ like a dame ♫♪
13. 

    TheWildSow said, 3 months ago

    ♫♪ Call me Muttonchops
    Tell me where your mother shops
    I’ll be there to pick her up
    Call me Muttonchops ♫♪
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    vwdualnomand said, 3 months ago

    but, women hate men with facial hair.
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    masterskrain said, 3 months ago

    “The Village People” Circa 1878.
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