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Richard's Poor Almanac

By Richard Thompson
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Dec 19, 2013
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here comes santa claus

amid tight security, santa claus arrived today for his annual christmas-related visit.
santa: ho ho ho.

the press and public were kept at a distance as aides hustled the jolly old elf from one appearance to another.
media: what about allegations that you've sold lists of who's been naughty or nice to multi-national corporations? can my kid have barbie's hair salon? are you real?
santa: ho ho ho.

spokeself tinky defrost read a prepared statement.
oop: how do you spell "tinky"? is "harry potter" racist?
tinky: i'd like to address concerns regarding santa's schedule this year...
Dec 26, 2013
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