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Richard's Poor Almanac

By Richard Thompson
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Oct 17, 2013
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fall colors preview
it's almost time for mother nature to do her fall foliage magic! here's a handy map with a preview of what we can expect-

capon bridge
hagerstown
thurmont
frederick
baltimore
annapolis
leesburg
front royal
washington
warrenton
shenandoah natl. park
culpepper
la plata
fredericksburg

key to map
orange leaves, how original! an o.k. color for fast food restaurant decor, but does it even belong outside?
what is this, gamboge? put a color like this on a tree & that tree will look fat.
a teal would work well here. but no, we get yellow.
how tediously aggressive red is! besides, doesn't it rile up the cows or something?
camouflage! does anyone even do camouflage anymore?
this sort of plummy, glutinous burgundy just screams "martha stewart manque!" or is mother nature being a teensy bit ironic?
no.
do i have to say it? "ecru" is french for "drab." i mean, please, who does your foliage, sherwin-williams?
Oct 24, 2013
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