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May 6, 2013
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potholes
like the eskimos who supposedly have dozens of words to describe types of snow, drivers have developed a vocabulary for pothole varieties. here are a few.

a "rimshot" is your common basic tire-chewing, wheel-misaligning pothole.

somewhat worse is a "scrapmaker," which often causes spontaneous automotive disassemblage.

dude: well, blow the horn.
the "pit of carkoon" type is home to a tentaacled monster cap-able of devouring everything up to a ford bronco.

in a "k street kanyon," erosion has revealed past geological ages down to the pre-cambrian, attracting paleontologists & tour groups.
May 16, 2013
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