May 13, 2013
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beyond whistler's mother

gia mom: when i tell alberto to clean his room he looks at me like i'm hardly even there.
bot mom: if my fernarda acts like that i land on him like a ton of bricks.
giacometti's mother & botero's mother

arc mom: giuseppe! stop playing with your food!
arcimboldo's mother

dam mom: get down here this instant young man! there's formaldehyde all over my nice clean floor.
damien hirst's mother

tho mom: well, i'm sorry, but that sofa clashes with me.
thomas kinkade's mother
May 20, 2013
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