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Richard's Poor Almanac

By Richard Thompson
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Mar 21, 2013
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spring planting guide to unpleasant blooms

flower: hey! where's that water? you just going to stand there? c'mon c'mon! is there someone else i could talk to?
impatience - an extremely irritating bloom. put it in a pot & throw it away.

stalking petunia - persistently annoying. may require a restraining order.

"tank-killer" tea rose - hybrid developed by u.s. army for use in desert storm.

mr. green things
necrotizing fuchsia - not recommended for yards with pets or small children.

dog: arh! arh! arh!
oop: down!
scrofulous terrier plant - sheds all year, smells bad & will try to scratch itself.
Mar 28, 2013
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