Randolph Itch, 2 a.m. by Tom Toles

Randolph Itch, 2 a.m.

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  1. PoodleGroomer

    PoodleGroomer said, 3 months ago

    You need to have the seat sensors and impact sensors checked because it isn’t supposed to go off unless there are two people in the bed. Tripping the motion sensors will cause the phone to ring.

  2. phritzg

    phritzg said, 3 months ago

    On the plus side, it’ll never wake you up again.

  3. Zuhlamon

    Zuhlamon said, 3 months ago

    They’ve got roomba-larms that’ll crawl off and hide after you hit the Snooze button. Ya gotta get outta bed to find the damfool thing.

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