He has become a bird.
He’s not human
Because he knows tomorrow is Monday.
It is not actually Garfield’s birthday. It is the 20th. Garfield’s first known birthday proven here: https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/1978/06/20
No, I’ve only had skinny people who can barely lift a desk.
I didn’t know hammering sounded like ‘hammer, hammer, hammer’
G-G?
So dats why hee ees so skinee!
Where ees da garfeeld?
He has become a bird.