Nature’s answer to climate change…start over! But next time leave out the opposable thumbs.
They forgot to add the Campylobacter.
The clown that invented dynamite was Alfred Nobel. He established the Nobel Prize so he would be remembered for that and not as “the merchant of death.”
Someone once asked Stormy Daniels: “Are those things real?” Her answer: “You’re not imagining them!”
The naturalist becomes a naturist in hot weather.
“In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.” – Terry Pratchett.
Mel Brooks did it better: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wunGF3oMA0
That’s what happens when a contract goes to the lowest bidder.
Hmm. Hummus-cide? Yep, they certainly killed that hummus. And the person lying on the floor doesn’t appear to be in very good shape either.
Warren should have tried to get a date with Destiny’s Child instead.
Nature’s answer to climate change…start over! But next time leave out the opposable thumbs.