Fat-free cheese is an oxymoron
Liver and onions have to be eaten right out of the skillet. Wait four or five minutes and you might as well throw them away.
Mashed Cauliflower is good, but it doesn’t taste like potatoes.
Excellent punch line.
Yea!!!!!!!!!!! I will have to go out and celebrate. This is going to be a great day.
I’m glad for all of you who don’t like the self checks. That means there is more likely one going to be open for me and I can get out of there quicker.
I had never heard of a bluegill. I just assumed it was a name made up for the comic.
I never make New Years Resolutions. One shouldn’t lie to themselves.