By Brian Crane
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    TEMPLO S.U.D. 5 days ago

    If Opal is the desperate, she could just delete that picture (by accidentally posting it to Instagram).

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    Charliegirl GC INSIDER 5 days ago

    True. My new computer has a camera for Skypeing, I guess, which I didn’t realize. I accidentally hit something that suddenly turned it on and it took me a second to figure out who the hideous face on my screen was! I’ve since taped over the lens! lol

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    kevin78661 GC INSIDER 5 days ago

    How come the world is obsessed with selfies, most people are quite ugly up close and personal

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    moontime70 5 days ago

    Earls is wise. He knows when to speak and when to shut his yap.

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    Tyge 4 days ago

    Not to a mosquito!

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    magicwalnut GC INSIDER 4 days ago

    That’s why people close their eyes when they kiss.

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    Apikoros: Acrid Gloom Hen 4 days ago

    When will this dope learn to shut his cake-hole? He’s (so far) living proof that a young fool can become an old one.

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    jtviper7 4 days ago

    Earl, Great response… Opal was looking to start a fight.

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    Linguist 4 days ago

    Good line , Earl.

    I may be inappropriate at times but I definitely don’t have a deathwish – I have a deafwish – when it comes to answering questions like that, from my wife.

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    Number Three 4 days ago

    I always get a fright when my face suddenly appears on my phone’s camera because I forgot to flip it round after taking a selfie.

    I look hideous too. A camera never lies.


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    NancyM444 4 days ago

    Earl is right – we all do!

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    fivestring65 4 days ago

    Earl’s right. Opal getting upset over nothing.

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    bossyheifer GC INSIDER 4 days ago

    Well played Earl, you actually thought that one out.

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    David Huie Green 4 days ago

    There is a joke in which a very large, muscular man with a speech impediment asks a small man some question.

    The small man doesn’t say a thing.

    This angers the large man and he strikes the small man once ere walking away.

    A friend walks over to the small man and says, “You knew the answer to the question. Why didn’t you tell him?”

    With the very same speech impediment, the small man responds, “You think I’m crazy? He’d think I was mocking him and really hurt me!”

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