Pickles by Brian Crane

Pickles

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  1. Llewellenbruce

    Llewellenbruce said, over 3 years ago

    Your mother will tell you how old Opal is Nelson.

  2. The Nihilist

    The Nihilist said, over 3 years ago

    The answer to the question is N-E-V-E-R worth the emotional expense to get it

  3. beviek

    beviek GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    Just as old as you feel.

  4. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, over 3 years ago

    Supposedly someone sent actor Cary Grant a telegram : How old Cary Grant?

    His reply: Old Cary Grant fine. How you?

  5. Number Three

    Number Three said, over 3 years ago

    Nelson! You shouldn’t ask a lady her age!

    LOL xxx

  6. treesareus

    treesareus said, over 3 years ago

    Odd, most old people are proud of their advanced age and will often tell you, even though you didn’t ask.

  7. Vegas Viper

    Vegas Viper said, over 3 years ago

    I tell my grandkids… " When I grow up I’m going to be a salesman ".

  8. hippogriff

    hippogriff said, over 3 years ago

    simpsonfan;: Considering this story dates back to the late ‘30s/early ’40s period, I don’t think he was all that old then. If you went back much farther, you would have had to ask Archie Leach.

  9. goweeder

    goweeder said, over 3 years ago

    My great-grandchildren asked me, “Nana, why are so old?”
    I said, “because I didn’t die yet.”
    .
    They haven’t asked me anything lately.

  10. Rickapolis

    Rickapolis said, over 3 years ago

    @simpsonfan2

    I thought of the same thing when I read this. A legendary story.

  11. Rcwhiting

    Rcwhiting said, over 3 years ago

    Not the years in your life, its the life in your years. However Earl would probably hear life in your ears…

  12. kea

    kea said, over 3 years ago

    yep, age is like a bell curve

  13. kea

    kea said, over 3 years ago

    anyone who won’t admit their age is in denial, but it won’t help.

  14. hausof7mau

    hausof7mau said, over 3 years ago

    At least she didn’t say, “Older than my teeth and younger than my mother.”

  15. fhhuber

    fhhuber said, over 3 years ago

    I invented dirt… good choice.

    That rib was a bad trade though.

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