Pickles by Brian Crane

Pickles

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  1. Shirttail Slim

    Shirttail Slim said, 6 months ago

    There’s a message in there. Take it from an 81 year old.

  2. beviek

    beviek said, 6 months ago

    Guess she needs to dump some water on Earl.

  3. The Nihilist

    The Nihilist said, 6 months ago

    Sure thing Opal, I’ll take care of it. Right into the trash can…

    The Venus Lintrap, never needs water only occassional dusting

  4. Llewellenbruce

    Llewellenbruce said, 6 months ago

    Flowers can’t complain either Earl.

  5. Linguist

    Linguist said, 6 months ago

    We all need a little watering and nurturing – droopy as we may be.

  6. orinoco womble

    orinoco womble said, 6 months ago

    African Violets…first they tell you to keep them in a damp, humid environment, then they tell you never to get the leaves wet. And yet in Nature they live near waterfalls etc. One of the mysteries of life.

  7. Thirdguy

    Thirdguy said, 6 months ago

    @Linguist

    Plants and marriages both need nurturing or they will die. My ex, has a collection of dead plants on her window sill. They only got watered if I did it. The marriage was pretty much the same.

  8. cdward

    cdward said, 6 months ago

    Whose plant is it? I never water plants because A) I don’t buy them or want them and B) my wife knows I would probably drown them.

  9. marvee

    marvee said, 6 months ago

    You have to be careful with African violets. I wouldn’t want Earl to water them. I can kill them myself.

  10. cvdemers

    cvdemers said, 6 months ago

    The greatest bit of wisdom I ever heard from a horticulturist about house plants: They mostly succumb to one thing – overwatering.
    It seems Opal can’t exercise control over her house plant, so she will try to control Earl. So far, he doesn’t buy into her attempt.

  11. ewalnut

    ewalnut said, 6 months ago

    It could be overwatered so the roots rotted. That would make it droop too. It’s better to leave the watering to the person who knows how to do it.

  12. whmIII

    whmIII said, 6 months ago

    We all droop once in a while…

  13. Number Three

    Number Three said, 6 months ago

    That may be so, Earl.

    But you’re still as funny and cool as ever!

    xxx

  14. kea

    kea said, 6 months ago

    @orinoco womble

    not one i’m going to worry about

  15. Vegas Viper

    Vegas Viper said, 6 months ago

    Artificial… The only way to go…

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