Pickles by Brian Crane for November 29, 2012

Your mother will tell you how old Opal is Nelson.

The answer to the question is N-E-V-E-R worth the emotional expense to get it

Nelson! You shouldn’t ask a lady her age!

LOL xxx

I tell my grandkids… " When I grow up I’m going to be a salesman ".

simpsonfan;: Considering this story dates back to the late ‘30s/early ’40s period, I don’t think he was all that old then. If you went back much farther, you would have had to ask Archie Leach.

My great-grandchildren asked me, “Nana, why are so old?”I said, “because I didn’t die yet.”.They haven’t asked me anything lately.

Not the years in your life, its the life in your years. However Earl would probably hear life in your ears…

yep, age is like a bell curve

anyone who won’t admit their age is in denial, but it won’t help.

At least she didn’t say, “Older than my teeth and younger than my mother.”

I invented dirt… good choice.

That rib was a bad trade though.