Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, over 1 year ago

    To Squish.

    Or not to Squish.

  2. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @Nabuquduriuzhur

    Love your bungee wolf avatar.

  3. TEMPLO S.U.D.

    TEMPLO S.U.D. said, over 1 year ago

    Calvin had a plate of some disgusting-looking meal that recited that “Hamlet” quote the whole way through. After it was done, a pause. Then the pause was broken by it singing “Feelings”… until Calvin ate it as soon as it began to make it stop.

  4. Aaron Myhre

    Aaron Myhre said, over 1 year ago

    I remember that one. English teacher had it on her door.

  5. WoodEye

    WoodEye GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Shakespeare lived in Apt. 2B.

  6. firedome

    firedome said, over 1 year ago

    the ant may not have suffered the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, but he sure suffered the wrath of rat’s foot!

  7. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 1 year ago

    ‘An ant has no quarrel with a boot.’
    (if the boot steps in a mess of fire or army ants, there’s gonna be a quarrel!)

  8. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, over 1 year ago

    Rat: murderer of the literate weak and defenseless. J’accuse!

  9. Arye Uygur

    Arye Uygur said, over 1 year ago

    An ant is not an individual – it is only part of the colony and can easily be replaced by the egg-laying queen. It’s the colony that is the being.

  10. JusSayin

    JusSayin said, over 1 year ago

    @Arye Uygur

    Tell that to the ant. She had hopes and dreams, quashed by ruthless fate. She was hoping to get a fully staffed place of her own, maybe in the south of France. Nay, there will be no Marseille for her.

  11. chithing

    chithing said, over 1 year ago

    @JusSayin

    Marseille it ain’t so!

  12. Dave4B

    Dave4B said, over 1 year ago

    The ant deserved to die for misquoting Shakespeare.
    The line is Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer …

  13. perceptor3

    perceptor3 said, over 1 year ago

    I can think of several people in Hollywood I’d like to do that to…

  14. CountAnton

    CountAnton said, over 1 year ago

    Immediately after reading this, I clicked on today’s “Pibgorn”. Synchronicity much?

  15. flyfishing

    flyfishing said, over 1 year ago

    We need more crocs (and cowbell)!

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