Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, over 3 years ago

    I don’t think you’ve quite got a hold of it, Pig.

  2. Trilobyte

    Trilobyte GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    The breast puns I heard all day. Somethings missing though…

  3. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    Pig, Pig, Pig…

  4. TEMPLO S.U.D.

    TEMPLO S.U.D. said, over 3 years ago

    Pig, you asked about Nancy’s health. Also, it’s rude to inter-… (Pig) c’mon, let’s go sailing!

  5. BRI-NO-MITE!!

    BRI-NO-MITE!! GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    A woman was seen at a cancer treatment center wearing a T-shirt that said: “These are fake. The real ones tried to kill me.”
    Some people cope by using dark humor.

  6. jnik23260

    jnik23260 said, over 3 years ago

    She might want to go sailing.

  7. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 3 years ago

    She might have an urge to remove a different type of mast.

  8. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, over 3 years ago

    Is that where mast cells get removed from the nose?

  9. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, over 3 years ago

    Contrary to popular inference, I have it on good authority that Pig has not had a brainectomy. He’s just…(well, he himself said it recently)…dumb. And gauche.

  10. edclectic

    edclectic said, over 3 years ago

    At best, Pig’s brain is at half mast.

  11. Jim Martin

    Jim Martin said, over 3 years ago

    Oh I can see you getting hate mail for this one, still funny as hell.

  12. doublepaw

    doublepaw said, over 3 years ago

    After having two feet of my colon removed due to cancer, my oldest daughter gave me a t-shirt with a large semi-colon on it.

  13. fourwaysunshine

    fourwaysunshine said, over 3 years ago

    beyond the pale, been reading this strip for years and I just don’t find this funny

  14. cmkeller

    cmkeller said, over 3 years ago

    Sure, you can go sailing with a woman after she’s had a mastectomy. You just can’t go motorboating with her.

  15. SwimsWithSharks

    SwimsWithSharks GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    Stephan, Brad Pitt called and he wants to take you sailing.

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