Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, over 3 years ago

    Truth in advertising.

  2. TEMPLO S.U.D.

    TEMPLO S.U.D. said, over 3 years ago

    I wonder what the job was going to be.

  3. BRI-NO-MITE!!

    BRI-NO-MITE!! GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    “Dumb as a rock and not as useful.”

  4. Ambydextrous

    Ambydextrous said, over 3 years ago

    At least he’s honest, I’d hire him…… NOT

  5. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 3 years ago

    ‘It takes me forever to learn things, I’m a total goof-off, stuff starts disappearing from the office…’
    Homer being honest.

  6. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, over 3 years ago

    I miss the days when an employer wanted to know if the prospective employee could do the job, was punctual, was hard-working, and was polite.

    For some years now, everything but those things have been criteria for our H.R. fools.

  7. blunebottle

    blunebottle said, over 3 years ago

    My greatest weakness? Getting ticked at being asked: “What’s your greatest weakness?”

  8. rshive

    rshive said, over 3 years ago

    And as honest as the day is long.

  9. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, over 3 years ago

    Out of his own mouth, for all who have maintained that Pig isn’t dumb, just naive (or the like), myself included: Pig is dumb.

  10. Phatts California

    Phatts California said, over 3 years ago

    Greatest weakness? Difficulty with stupid questions.

    What a lot of people don’t realize, interviewing is a two-way street. The job candidate should be interviewing the company as much as the company is interviewing the candidate.

    So if they ask a stupid question like that, give them one of the stock stupid answers (“I work too hard”, etc.), then at the end of the interview, when they ask you if you have any questions for them, ask them, “In your opinion as an employee, what’s the biggest heartburn working for this company?”

  11. Destiny23

    Destiny23 said, over 3 years ago

    That would be an asset for some jobs. Keeps you from getting bored by the menial tediousness. Kinda like Forest Gump — he was a great grounds keeper because he didn’t get bored mowing grass all day!

  12. Varnes

    Varnes said, over 3 years ago

    Two words: Thin Mints…..

  13. vwdualnomand

    vwdualnomand said, over 3 years ago

    so, many people are dumb as rocks in the workplace. because, we are all winging it.

  14. eddie6192

    eddie6192 said, over 3 years ago

    At least that dumb Pig is honest.

  15. Puddlesplatt McLearn

    Puddlesplatt McLearn said, over 3 years ago

    @TEMPLO S.U.D.

    Rock crusher.

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