Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, over 1 year ago

    Truth in advertising.

  2. TEMPLO S.U.D.

    TEMPLO S.U.D. said, over 1 year ago

    I wonder what the job was going to be.

  3. BRI-NO-MITE!!

    BRI-NO-MITE!! said, over 1 year ago

    “Dumb as a rock and not as useful.”

  4. Ambydextrous

    Ambydextrous said, over 1 year ago

    At least he’s honest, I’d hire him…… NOT

  5. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 1 year ago

    ‘It takes me forever to learn things, I’m a total goof-off, stuff starts disappearing from the office…’
    Homer being honest.

  6. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, over 1 year ago

    I miss the days when an employer wanted to know if the prospective employee could do the job, was punctual, was hard-working, and was polite.

    For some years now, everything but those things have been criteria for our H.R. fools.

  7. blunebottle

    blunebottle said, over 1 year ago

    My greatest weakness? Getting ticked at being asked: “What’s your greatest weakness?”

  8. rshive

    rshive said, over 1 year ago

    And as honest as the day is long.

  9. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, over 1 year ago

    Out of his own mouth, for all who have maintained that Pig isn’t dumb, just naive (or the like), myself included: Pig is dumb.

  10. Phatts California

    Phatts California said, over 1 year ago

    Greatest weakness? Difficulty with stupid questions.

    What a lot of people don’t realize, interviewing is a two-way street. The job candidate should be interviewing the company as much as the company is interviewing the candidate.

    So if they ask a stupid question like that, give them one of the stock stupid answers (“I work too hard”, etc.), then at the end of the interview, when they ask you if you have any questions for them, ask them, “In your opinion as an employee, what’s the biggest heartburn working for this company?”

  11. darth geekboy

    darth geekboy GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    awwww pig……….you’re not dumb. you’re, what people in the encouragement business would call, “big hearted.” actually, the CROCs are dumber than rocks.

  12. Destiny23

    Destiny23 said, over 1 year ago

    That would be an asset for some jobs. Keeps you from getting bored by the menial tediousness. Kinda like Forest Gump — he was a great grounds keeper because he didn’t get bored mowing grass all day!

  13. Varnes

    Varnes said, over 1 year ago

    Two words: Thin Mints…..

  14. masterskrain

    masterskrain GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    When I drove a semi for a living, I would sometimes wear a tee-shirt in the dispatcher’s office that said “‘ON TIME’ Means When I Get There!”
    They really HATED that!
    But, they wanted honesty…

  15. vwdualnomand

    vwdualnomand said, over 1 year ago

    so, many people are dumb as rocks in the workplace. because, we are all winging it.

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