Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine


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  1. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, 9 months ago

    Men swear,
    Women swear,
    Children swear.
    All at J.C. Pottymouth.

  2. RachelC22

    RachelC22 said, 9 months ago

    And there’s the Pig we all know and love.

  3. Bilan

    Bilan said, 9 months ago

    ..and in the best Gilda Radner impersonation: Never mind!

  4. Trilobyte

    Trilobyte said, 9 months ago

    Just wait ’til Pig see a sign that says “Boys 1/2 Off”

  5. Inkwell

    Inkwell said, 9 months ago

    Commas, Rat! There’s a big difference between a “fun #!##! section” and a “fun, #!##! section”. I think.

  6. skydancer11

    skydancer11 said, 9 months ago

    I’m at a loss of whether to laugh, to groan, or to hit someone upside the head with a snow shovel.

  7. blunebottle

    blunebottle said, 9 months ago


    Option 3 sounds reasonable…..

  8. Arye Uygur

    Arye Uygur said, 9 months ago

    Sounds like something that Ruthie in “One Big Happy” would react to.

  9. blunebottle

    blunebottle said, 9 months ago

    Hey, Rat, it says MENswear, not RATswear!

  10. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 9 months ago

    The real men swear section is out on the golf course.

  11. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 9 months ago

    Let’s be fair, Cartoon-Boy! Womenswear, too!

  12. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    One night I sat sleepily on an idling Greyhound bus on a corner in an unfamiliar city….

    The bus window had a vertical bar that visually divided the sign above a shop window outside.

    I actually found myself wondering for far too many seconds….
    “What the heck is Drycle Aning?”

  13. John Baranick

    John Baranick said, 9 months ago

    Is that the store next to “Sofa King”?

  14. finale

    finale said, 9 months ago

    @John Baranick

    “Nobody beats our prices because our prices are……low”

  15. RipleyKGarfield

    RipleyKGarfield GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    @Number Six—read your answer only a few minutes ago (power was out). Thanx!

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