Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, over 3 years ago

    Have a few of these while you’re waiting for food. You won’t care if the food actually shows up or not.

    From: “The Bartender’s Bible” by Gary Regan
    Published by: Harper Collins 1991
    Library of Congress Catalog Card Number 91-55104

    Tidal Wave

    1 ounce light rum
    1/2 ounce dark rum
    1/2 ounce gin
    1/2 ounce vodka
    1/2 ounce tequila
    2 ounces pineapple juice
    1 ounce orange juice
    1 teaspoon grenadine
    1 cup crushed ice

    Put all of the ingredients into a blender. Blend well.
    Pour into a collins glass.
    Stand well away from drinker! (this actually appears in the book)

    This is a collins glass.

    collins glass

  2. Bilan

    Bilan said, over 3 years ago

    A Caribbean bar that doesn’t offer appetizers or pupus?
    That definitely calls for a bad Yelp review.

  3. oskerw

    oskerw said, over 3 years ago

    Where’s Larry?

  4. Radish

    Radish GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    Its not an island, its a sandbar.

  5. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    Bad reviews from Zebra?


    The bartender should at least serve some peanuts.
    I’m sure they’d be complimentary.

  6. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    Got any maraschino cherries he can nibble on?

  7. firedome

    firedome said, over 3 years ago

    okay…i’ll take a pangalactic gargle-blaster…

  8. Trilobyte

    Trilobyte GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    Zebra reviews: black or white, no grey areas.

  9. Proginoskes

    Proginoskes said, over 3 years ago

    It’s time to try cannibalism. Of course, the main character always survives …

  10. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 3 years ago

    @Proginoskes

    But if he eats her … that isn’t cannibalism.
    (Tricky, these anthromorphic cartoons.)

  11. trekman58

    trekman58 said, over 3 years ago

    Larry will pop up any second now asking for his beer!

  12. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, over 3 years ago

    Just scotch and water, thank you. And definitely some snacks….

  13. baldhedjer

    baldhedjer said, over 3 years ago

    With a bar there, when will Rat be showing up?

  14. Puddlesplatt McLearn

    Puddlesplatt McLearn said, over 3 years ago

    all the comforts, but no home.

  15. SwimsWithSharks

    SwimsWithSharks GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    On the plus side, I like his chances of winning the karaoke contest.

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