Mid u 201701251613

Pearls Before Swine

By Stephan Pastis
158,672
Advertisement
Advertisement
May 6, 2013
Small u 201701251613
Bartender: Listen, I'm happy to give you some food and save you from starving and dying a gruesome death. All I ask is that you go on "Yelp" right now and give this resort a little bit better review. Zebra: Of course! I'd love to! But my iPhone has no charge! Can you just wait 'til I get back to civilization and charge my phone? Bartender: It's sad you're being so unreasonable.
May 8, 2013
Small u 201701251613

More From Pearls Before Swine

Advertisement