Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 05, 2013
Transcript:
A summary of life at its various stages Toddler Life is unfamiliar. Teen Life is aggravating. 20s Life is to be conquered 30s Life cannot be conquered. 40s Life has conquered me 50s Life, I'm starting to figure you out. 60s Life, I'm going to savor every moment of you before it's too late. 70s It's too late. Goat: Well, that's uplifting. Rat: It's not my fault we're not born as 70-year-old babies. Pig: So that's why old folk wear diapers!
I have been thinking about dropping this strip, but this one is actually good. Yeah, old joke, but well done.