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Pearls Before Swine

By Stephan Pastis
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Jan 19, 2013
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Pig:  Hey, neighbor Bob. Thanks for meeting me.
Bob:  Sure, Pig. Whaddya need? I've got a meeting for work I have to get to.
Pig:  Well, listen. I know you have trouble meeting women so I wanted to introduce you to the nice lady sitting next to me. She's single.
Bob:  I dunno, Pig. I haven't been with a female since I had a girlfriend in the fifth grade.
Pig:  So?
Bob:  So I don't know how to act around them. It's been a long time.
Pig:  Aww, what's there to know?...Gina, this is my neighbor Bob.
Gina:  Pleasure to meet you...
Bob:  EWWW! GIRL COOTIES! GIRL COOTIES!
Gina:  I'll be leaving now.
Pig:  Bob...girls don't have-
Bob:  TAG! NOW YOU'VE GOT GIRL COOTIES.
Jan 21, 2013
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