Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. water_moon

    water_moon said, almost 2 years ago

    ewwwwwwwww

  2. freeholder1

    freeholder1 said, almost 2 years ago

    @GoldenRoya

    And they say it’s good to have a goal.

  3. freeholder1

    freeholder1 said, almost 2 years ago

    Best to find a Miracle Max…

  4. freeholder1

    freeholder1 said, almost 2 years ago

    Or vanishing cream. Or witch hazel (the magic maid). Or club foot, (on lohan’s gas pedal). Or glass jaw ( the Jewish shark). Just trying to keep the insanity going.

  5. win

    win said, almost 2 years ago

    And his super hero name? The Marquis de Sade?

  6. MPeters

    MPeters said, almost 2 years ago

    What a waste! At least scoop it into a different container so it can still be used.

  7. finale

    finale said, almost 2 years ago

    Maybe the folks at Miracle Whip could use this idea as a marketing ploy.

  8. blunebottle

    blunebottle said, almost 2 years ago

    Miracle Whip goes good on ham, you know………

  9. rawcats

    rawcats said, almost 2 years ago

    OMG it’s been sitting there on the shelves this whole time.

  10. Varnes

    Varnes said, almost 2 years ago

    I don’t care what it is, why go beyond salt and pepper? Spreads and sauces are fattening…OK, I’ll give you mooseturd and Catch Up, but that’s as far as I’m willing to go….

  11. Rad-ish

    Rad-ish GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    Its a miracle that Pig makes it through each day.

  12. corzak

    corzak said, almost 2 years ago

    I think your Superhero idea is good, Pig, you just need to fine tune it. How about taking the name Razorback Lash, the Miracle Whip ?

  13. unnormal

    unnormal said, almost 2 years ago

    @Varnes

    Ever tried coconut oil on toast (the warmth melts the oil) with avocado & garlic salt?

  14. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, almost 2 years ago

    @freeholder1

    Yay !! Baby Oil again !!

  15. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, almost 2 years ago

    @GoldenRoya

    Or the same with potato salad and airline sickness bags … ??
    (BTW: It’s been done …).

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