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   water_moon said, 4 months ago

   ewwwwwwwww
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   freeholder1 said, 4 months ago

   @GoldenRoya

   And they say it’s good to have a goal.
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   freeholder1 said, 4 months ago

   Best to find a Miracle Max…
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   freeholder1 said, 4 months ago

   Or vanishing cream. Or witch hazel (the magic maid). Or club foot, (on lohan’s gas pedal). Or glass jaw ( the Jewish shark). Just trying to keep the insanity going.
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   win said, 4 months ago

   And his super hero name? The Marquis de Sade?
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   MPeters said, 4 months ago

   What a waste! At least scoop it into a different container so it can still be used.
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   finale said, 4 months ago

   Maybe the folks at Miracle Whip could use this idea as a marketing ploy.
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   blunebottle said, 4 months ago

   Miracle Whip goes good on ham, you know………
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   rawcats said, 4 months ago

   OMG it’s been sitting there on the shelves this whole time.
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    Varnes said, 4 months ago

    I don’t care what it is, why go beyond salt and pepper? Spreads and sauces are fattening…OK, I’ll give you mooseturd and Catch Up, but that’s as far as I’m willing to go….
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    Radish said, 4 months ago

    Its a miracle that Pig makes it through each day.
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    corzak said, 4 months ago

    I think your Superhero idea is good, Pig, you just need to fine tune it. How about taking the name Razorback Lash, the Miracle Whip ?
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    unnormal said, 4 months ago

    @Varnes

    Ever tried coconut oil on toast (the warmth melts the oil) with avocado & garlic salt?
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    dukedoug said, 4 months ago

    @freeholder1

    Yay !! Baby Oil again !!
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    dukedoug said, 4 months ago

    @GoldenRoya

    Or the same with potato salad and airline sickness bags … ??
    (BTW: It’s been done …).
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